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Old Mar 17th, 2009, 07:20 pm   #1 (permalink)
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Ok.. me first posting in Jokes.

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John was an avid golfer his entire life. As he got into his
sixties, his eyes started to fail him. He didn't want to give the
game up, so he went to see the family eye doctor.

The doctor said there wasn't much he could do, but he knew of a
97 year old man who still had perfect sight, could see like an
eagle. The doctor gave John the old man's name and suggested that
they play a round together and John could use him to watch where
he hit his golf ball.

Well John made arrangements to bring old Wilbur golfing. On the
first tee, John drove his ball about 200 yards, but of course, he
couldn't see where it went.

He asks Wilbur, "Did you see my shot?"

To which Wilbur replied, "Sure did."

John asked, "Ok, So where did it go?"

Wilbur replied, "I forget!"




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We could use the Wilbur golfing club for another purpose though.
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Looks like you are forgetting your English.
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Old Mar 17th, 2009, 08:30 pm   #6 (permalink)
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We could use the Wilbur golfing club for another purpose though.
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muge english nehe ate
aur urdu likhnay tak nahee aati..!! tobah.. kaisee likhayee hai tumharee.. takhti peh likha karo..!

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itni Urdu likh likh key
hain...?
yaaro this was joke.. tum logoun nay itna serious lay lia..? Wilbur ko ab may kia maroun keh uski yaad dassht kamzor kyun hai..?
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samjhay keh samjhaaoun..!!
samjhain
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We could use the Wilbur golfing club for another purpose though
jee jee !! enlighten us with your brilliant joke sattyanaas karing thoughts !!!
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muge english nehe ate
rooney ke elawa aata he kya hai ?? ;hehe;
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I agree !!!
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yaani samajh aagayee.. sahee hai..

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rooney ke elawa aata he kya hai ?? ;hehe;
wohi to...! logoun ko daranay ka kaam shuru kia hua hai.. hoonh
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dekha.. khaali mera bheja fry nahee ho raha..
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