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Old Feb 26th, 2009, 07:30 pm   #1 (permalink)
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Class meiN laRkoN ki sharart sey tang aa kar ustaad ney inheiN seedha laiT kar cycle ki tarah TaaNgeiN chalaaney ke liye kaha, aik laRka thoRi deir chalaaney k baad ruk geyaa..ustaad ney daanta tou laRkey ney kaha
Sir merii Chain utar gai hey
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Student:Teacher sy

Sir me English k paper me fail Q howa

Teacher:ye dekho apni Copy

buht lajawab english hy

1۔ میں عام آدمی نہیں ہوں۔
I am not a mango man.

2۔ سردا اور گرما فروٹ ہیں۔
Colda and hota is fruit.

3۔ مجھے بھی انگلش آتی ہے۔
English comes to me also.

4۔ دو اور دو برابر چار۔
Give and give equal to four.

5۔ میرا تعلق ہری پور ہزارہ سے ہے۔
I am belong to green pur thousanda.

6۔ سڑک پہ گولیاں چل رہی ہیں۔
tablets are walking on the road.
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Ustaad ---- Itefaaq ko jumley meiN istemaal karo

Shagird----- jis din merey baap ki shaadi thi ..itefaaq sey ussi din meri maaN ki bhi shaadi thii

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Lady Teacher nay class main sawal kia...
I Miss You ka matlab batao??

Pathan : Is ka matlab hai, Main tumhari miss hon

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Teacher : Bacho''n Dunya Main Insaan K Liye
Koi Kaam Mushkil nahi Hai ... !!!

Ek Student Bola: Madam Toothpaste Ki Tube Main
Toothpaste Wapis Daal Ker Dikhaye''n
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Teacher: Tum Late Q Aaye..?
Student: Ammi Abbu Lar Rahe Thay..
Teacher: Wo Lar Rahe Thay To Tum Late Q Aaye..?
Student: Kya Karta Mera 1 Joota Ammi K Pas Tha Or 1 Abbu K Pas Thaa ...
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Old Feb 26th, 2009, 11:45 pm   #4 (permalink)
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Old Feb 27th, 2009, 09:18 am   #7 (permalink)
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Old Feb 27th, 2009, 04:17 pm   #8 (permalink)
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Old Mar 2nd, 2009, 12:49 am   #10 (permalink)
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Ustaad ---- Itefaaq ko jumley meiN istemaal karo

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wah bhai wah.. kia baat hai..

waisay KingSizeO.. welcome jee..!! lagta hai aap hamaray spam-gaurd hain! hainaa..
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Old Mar 26th, 2009, 03:39 am   #19 (permalink)
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oh kee huyaa..? mere peh bagher wajah keh hassi ja rahee ho..? mai kia sir khujanay wala bandar lagta houn.. ?
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itney logoon ke beech mei kaanaphoose mana hai ;bummer;
yeh kaaanaphooose kia kaaana aur phoose ka mixture hai..?

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;smack; it means whispering sub ke beech mei.

ooh acha.. and i was thinking..keh larjoun ko gross kehto ho. aur khud aisee baatain kartee ho.!! hoonh
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kana-phoose may doosra word ka matlab kia hai.?
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kana yaani sirf aik aankh.
phoosee ka pata nahi.
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kana yaani sirf aik aankh.
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chalo rehne do. maaaf kia..
kehtay hain jo maaf karay woh bohot bara hota hai..
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