Intelligent Pakistani

Blonde Baji · Feb 26th, 2009, 07:41 am

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A Pakistani was sitting with an Indian and Nepali in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of beer, when all of a sudden Saudi police entered and arrested them. But, as it was a national holiday, the Sheikh decided they should be released after receiving 20 lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said: "I allow each of you one wish before your whipping."

So the Nepali guy thought for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through.

The Indian guy, watching the scene, said: "Please fix two pillows on my back". But even two pillows could only take 10 lashes before the whip went through again. Sheikh turned to the Pakistani and said: "You are from A Muslim country, so you can have 2 wishes!"

"Thank you, Most Royal and Merciful Highness", the Paki replies.

"My first wish is: I would like to have 40 lashes."

"If you so desire", the Sheikh replies with a questioning look on his face, "and your second wish?"

"Tie the Indian to my back", the Paki answers.

;hehe;

PS: its just a joke. So please dont mind.

GuL-e-Tasbeeh · Mar 2nd, 2009, 12:59 pm

Mind ho ga tou mind kareiN ge doosrey Fusers
mein ney mind kiya

Blonde Baji · Mar 2nd, 2009, 04:28 pm

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Mind ho ga tou mind kareiN ge doosrey Fusers

o hello !!
kya matlab aapka !!: ghooring;

Ali_ · Mar 2nd, 2009, 04:38 pm

Blonde Baji · Mar 2nd, 2009, 04:52 pm

aisi grin na dain hum beychare bache*ahem*ahem* dar jaye ;hehe;