Blondes Revenge...!

ChaiWala · Dec 21st, 2009, 10:01 pm

It has finally happened. The blondes of the world got together and have decided to take revenge on the brunettes:

--WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH?

A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

--WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE?

No one else wants it.

--WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS?

So brunettes can remember them.

--WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES?

Invisible.

--WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL?

"Has the blonde left yet? "

--WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES?

The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

--WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR?

When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

--WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY?
The invitation

--WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE?

A hostage

--WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR?
It matches their mustache

--KNOW WHO INVENTED BLONDE JOKES?

Brunettes, they had nothing better to do on Friday or Saturday nights

So BB and Sara and MM .. you have your revenge..!