sara

80,000 sardars meet in a stadium, for a " Sardars Are Not stupid " Convention.

The leader says, " We are all here today to prove to the world that Sardars are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer ? "

A sardar gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks him, "What is 15 plus 15 ? "

After 15 or 20 seconds he says, " Eighteen ! "

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.

Then 80,000 sardars start cheering, "Give him another chance! Give him another chance ! "

The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the worldwide press and global broadcast media here, uh, I guess we can give him another chance.

" So he asks, " What is 5 plus 5 ? " After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, " Ninety ? "

The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh - everyone is disheartened, the sardar starts crying and the 80,000 sardars begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, " GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE ! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE ! "

The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more ha than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance "

What is 2 plus 2 ? The surdar closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, " Four ? ".

Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 surdies jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream ..

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" GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE ! "

" GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE ! "

ChaiWala

hehehhe.. thats a goooood one..! and oldie but super goldie..!


waisay sara. I know you and BB were also in the crowd.!!

sara

Hmm no,me and BB were not in the crowd..hum crowd sey hatt kay theen,among those people other than sardars ,as you know many people came to see you sardars' convention

ChaiWala

yaar us hot seat peh may hi to baitha tha.. ussi money say to apna chaiwala dhandha shuru kia tha..

and i know.. mere ko sawal nahee aata tha to i phoned a freind and asked the audience.. one was u one was BB ..!