| . | Dec 21st, 2009, 03:04 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?" Wife: "I couldn't lift the table." | | | Dec 21st, 2009, 03:37 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | ooyilaaa..!! Allah aisi biwi say bachayay.. !! jo kursiyan utha keh maaray.. :bhaago..: | | It's hard to find a friend who's...... 100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay! | Dec 21st, 2009, 06:06 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ Toh aapko table uthaa ker maarnay wali biwi chahiyeh ? | | | Dec 21st, 2009, 06:10 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | haan woh chalaygee.. kam say kam table uthanay may time to lagay gaa.. to us time may may bhaag sakta houn.. | | | Dec 21st, 2009, 06:29 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ So true | | | Dec 21st, 2009, 09:14 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | lekin koi aisi na dikhana.. jis ko dekh keh hi aankhoun ki hadeeyan toot jayain..!  samjhee keh nahee..? | | | Dec 22nd, 2009, 01:38 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ Aankhoun ki hadeeyan ?  Nahin samjhee | | | Dec 22nd, 2009, 02:39 pm | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | matlab keh koi aisi larki na ho jo itni moti ho keh aankhoun may bhi na fit ho sakay..! jiss ki wajah say imaginary haddeeyan bhi toot jayain.. I am baad naaw.. | | | Dec 22nd, 2009, 02:50 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ lol! You're so funny! | | | Dec 22nd, 2009, 02:59 pm | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | ...and taste like honey  but have no money  the day is sunny..  my suit is made of gunny :topa: I like to eat Tunny..  I have a bugs bunny.. | | | Dec 23rd, 2009, 01:28 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | | | | Dec 23rd, 2009, 02:50 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 |  meri shayari ka mazaq uraying you..!! ura lo.. hawa nahee chal rahee.. | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes | Linear Mode | Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts HTML code is Off | | | All times are GMT. The time now is 12:47 pm. | |