sara

2 Singh were fixing a bomb in a car.
Singh 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Singh 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

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Singh: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Singh: Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

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Singh joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Singh: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

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ChaiWala

hahaha.. kia baat hai..

waisay sara ji.. yeh singh kon hai.. **nudge nudge**

Blonde Baji

*ahem* saraaaaaaaaa

sara

lol @ both of CW ! Koi nahin hai, sirf jokes hee hain

ChaiWala

ooh to yeh singh sahab koi circus keh joker hain..!!

hmm.. tabhi kahoun aajkal sardaroun keh jokes kyun itnay zada nazar aarahay hain..

Blonde Baji

sara bata doo hum kisis ko nahi bataingey ;grin;

ChaiWala

sara.. haan.. hum achay bachay hain.. kissi ko nahee bataingay keh sara ka kissi singh say singalingaling ho raha hai..

Sara and Singh sitting in a tree..
S M A C K I N G..!!

sara

Uffffffffff Allah!

ChaiWala

lol. .aik gana yaad dila diya..

**mirchi uff mirchi haye mirchi
kamaal kar gayeee

dhoti ko phar keh..

prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *tearing soundeffect*

dhoti ko phar keh rumaal kar gayee...!!



hehehe..

sara

ChaiWala

oh ji ki hoyaaa..?

itna kyun mounh phula liya..?