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Old Dec 8th, 2009, 11:17 pm   #1 (permalink)
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Teacher:"Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"?

student:"Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen"!
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Old Dec 9th, 2009, 02:23 pm   #2 (permalink)
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Old Dec 9th, 2009, 07:14 pm   #3 (permalink)
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100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay!
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Old Dec 9th, 2009, 07:44 pm   #4 (permalink)
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^ Didn't get it?
Good, today you proved you're a Sardar !
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Old Dec 9th, 2009, 11:14 pm   #5 (permalink)
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CW didnt get it ;bummer;
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Old Dec 10th, 2009, 02:21 pm   #6 (permalink)
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Old Dec 10th, 2009, 02:32 pm   #7 (permalink)
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aray nahee. I get it.. but it reminded me.. mera qarz mujh ko wapis chahiye..!! :ammi jiii:
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Old Dec 10th, 2009, 11:45 pm   #8 (permalink)
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kaunsa qarz

*BB idher udher dekhing aur nau do gyarah hoing*
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Old Dec 11th, 2009, 04:31 pm   #9 (permalink)
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khoon ka kaqz..!!

aik sher ka accident ho gaya tha, to doc nay mujhay bulaya to mera khoon lia tha..
ab mujhay woh sher nahee mil raha..!
I just wanna play
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Old Dec 11th, 2009, 04:36 pm   #10 (permalink)
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Kya ? CW ney sher ko khoon diya tha?
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Old Dec 11th, 2009, 08:18 pm   #11 (permalink)
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haan.. aakhir sher ko sher ka hi khoon chahiye hota hai naaw...!
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Old Dec 11th, 2009, 09:40 pm   #12 (permalink)
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Old Dec 14th, 2009, 10:31 pm   #13 (permalink)
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sher aur mithou may bohot farq hai.. apna chashma theek karain..
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Old Dec 15th, 2009, 01:46 pm   #14 (permalink)
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Maine chashma nahin lagayi hui
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ab apni fingers bhi theek karain...

"Maine chashma nahin lagayi hui"

it should be Maine chashma nahee lagaya huwa..!
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Old Dec 15th, 2009, 04:22 pm   #16 (permalink)
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^ Yahan bhi Urdu lessons shuru ho gaye
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^ Yahan bhi Urdu lessons shuru ho gaye
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Old Dec 15th, 2009, 07:41 pm   #18 (permalink)
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Chaiwala free may lessons parha raha hai.. is say achi aur kia baat hogi.

chalo shabaash apni takhti pakro aur likho..

Alif.. Anaar.
Bay.. Bakri.
Pay.. Pankha..
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Old Dec 16th, 2009, 02:10 pm   #19 (permalink)
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I don't want to have any extra Urdu lessons!
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Old Dec 16th, 2009, 02:27 pm   #20 (permalink)
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chalo phir angrezi seekh lo..

A for Apple
B for Bara Apple
C for Chota apple
D for Doosra Apple
E for Ek aur Apple..
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Z for Zaheer ka apple..!

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Old Dec 16th, 2009, 02:37 pm   #21 (permalink)
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Banta ABC seekh gaya !
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Old Dec 16th, 2009, 02:38 pm   #22 (permalink)
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nahee... mera brain works a lot.. to it rememberd..

I am not copy-billi..!!
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Old Dec 18th, 2009, 11:51 pm   #23 (permalink)
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haila



ab shair ko bhi billi bana diya apna khoon de ke ;emmy;
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Old Dec 21st, 2009, 04:18 pm   #24 (permalink)
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bili shair ki khala hai..
galay may phooloun ki mala hai..

billi nay shair say poocha..
abay aye.. tu kiss ka salaa hai..

sher nay billi say kaha
mujhay sherni nay pala hai..

billi ko jo aaya ghussa..
mounh peh sher keh ab bara taala hai..

aayi jo sher ki amma billi keh samnay
to billi nay apna kachchaa sambhala hai..

haanpti kaanpti billi sherni say boli
aye behen.. mera anda tum nay ubala hai?




bus kafi hai
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^ Ab yeh kaha sey copy kiya?
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Old Dec 21st, 2009, 09:17 pm   #26 (permalink)
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may nay yeh apnay dimagh say copy kia hai..

**smiling at my own reply.. kia zabardast jawab deiyla eh bapu..! **
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Old Dec 22nd, 2009, 01:40 pm   #27 (permalink)
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Aapke dimaagh mein shayari ki koi kitaab hai ?
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Old Dec 22nd, 2009, 01:41 pm   #28 (permalink)
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Old Dec 22nd, 2009, 02:34 pm   #29 (permalink)
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^^.. mere dimagh may kitaab nahee.. poora encyclopedia hai..! jab chahoun jaha chahoun may shayari ki taang torr sakta houn..

muhahahaha..

aur me not mian mithu.. me just CW..
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