| . | Dec 8th, 2009, 11:17 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: Teacher:"Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"? student:"Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen"! | ;grin; | | | Dec 9th, 2009, 02:23 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Nice one ! | | | Dec 9th, 2009, 07:14 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | | | It's hard to find a friend who's...... 100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay! | Dec 9th, 2009, 07:44 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ Didn't get it?  Good, today you proved you're a Sardar ! | | | Dec 9th, 2009, 11:14 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | CW didnt get it ;bummer; | | | Dec 10th, 2009, 02:21 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | So called a sardar | | | Dec 10th, 2009, 02:32 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | aray nahee. I get it.. but it reminded me.. mera qarz mujh ko wapis chahiye..!! :ammi jiii: | | | Dec 10th, 2009, 11:45 pm | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | kaunsa qarz *BB idher udher dekhing aur nau do gyarah hoing* | | | Dec 11th, 2009, 04:31 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | khoon ka kaqz..!! aik sher ka accident ho gaya tha, to doc nay mujhay bulaya to mera khoon lia tha.. ab mujhay woh sher nahee mil raha..!  I just wanna play | | | Dec 11th, 2009, 04:36 pm | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Kya ?  CW ney sher ko khoon diya tha? | | | Dec 11th, 2009, 08:18 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | haan.. aakhir sher ko sher ka hi khoon chahiye hota hai naaw...! | | | Dec 11th, 2009, 09:40 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Mou miyaa mithou | | | Dec 14th, 2009, 10:31 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | sher aur mithou may bohot farq hai.. apna chashma theek karain.. | | | Dec 15th, 2009, 01:46 pm | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Maine chashma nahin lagayi hui | | | Dec 15th, 2009, 03:44 pm | #15 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | ab apni fingers bhi theek karain... "Maine chashma nahin lagayi hui" it should be Maine chashma nahee lagaya huwa..! | | | Dec 15th, 2009, 04:22 pm | #16 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ Yahan bhi Urdu lessons shuru ho gaye | | | Dec 15th, 2009, 04:22 pm | #17 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ Yahan bhi Urdu lessons shuru ho gaye | | | Dec 15th, 2009, 07:41 pm | #18 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Chaiwala free may lessons parha raha hai.. is say achi aur kia baat hogi. chalo shabaash apni takhti pakro aur likho.. Alif.. Anaar. Bay.. Bakri. Pay.. Pankha.. | | | Dec 16th, 2009, 02:10 pm | #19 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | I don't want to have any extra Urdu lessons! | | | Dec 16th, 2009, 02:27 pm | #20 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | chalo phir angrezi seekh lo.. A for Apple B for Bara Apple C for Chota apple D for Doosra Apple E for Ek aur Apple.. . . . Z for Zaheer ka apple..! | | | Dec 16th, 2009, 02:37 pm | #21 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | | | | Dec 16th, 2009, 02:38 pm | #22 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | nahee... mera brain works a lot.. to it rememberd.. I am not copy-billi..!! | | | Dec 18th, 2009, 11:51 pm | #23 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | haila ab shair ko bhi billi bana diya apna khoon de ke ;emmy; | | | Dec 21st, 2009, 04:18 pm | #24 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | bili shair ki khala hai.. galay may phooloun ki mala hai.. billi nay shair say poocha.. abay aye.. tu kiss ka salaa hai.. sher nay billi say kaha mujhay sherni nay pala hai.. billi ko jo aaya ghussa.. mounh peh sher keh ab bara taala hai.. aayi jo sher ki amma billi keh samnay to billi nay apna kachchaa sambhala hai.. haanpti kaanpti billi sherni say boli aye behen.. mera anda tum nay ubala hai? bus kafi hai | | | Dec 21st, 2009, 06:25 pm | #25 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ Ab yeh kaha sey copy kiya? | | | Dec 21st, 2009, 09:17 pm | #26 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 |  may nay yeh apnay dimagh say copy kia hai.. **smiling at my own reply.. kia zabardast jawab deiyla eh bapu..! ** | | | Dec 22nd, 2009, 01:40 pm | #27 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Aapke dimaagh mein shayari ki koi kitaab hai ? | | | Dec 22nd, 2009, 01:41 pm | #28 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: | **smiling at my own reply.. kia zabardast jawab deiyla eh bapu..! ** | Mou miyaa mithou | | | Dec 22nd, 2009, 02:34 pm | #29 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | ^^.. mere dimagh may kitaab nahee.. poora encyclopedia hai..! jab chahoun jaha chahoun may shayari ki taang torr sakta houn.. muhahahaha.. aur me not mian mithu.. me just CW.. | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes | Linear Mode | Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts HTML code is Off | | | All times are GMT. 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