| . |   Dec 7th, 2009, 04:42 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | ok.. here is something.. If you dont know Rajnikant.. heres a simple history. Rajnikanth is the SouthIndian Action Superhero.. he is known for his stylish and mind blowing actions.. here is one such clip.. YouTube - rajnikant in action READ THIS once you see the movie.. You will guaranteed laugh like hell...!! Quote:
Rajanikanth makes onions cry
Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing
people faster than Death can process them.
Rajanikanth can build a snowman..... out of rain.
Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Rajanikanth can drown a fish.
When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the
lights on,......... .... he turns the dark off.
When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror
shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to
get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of
all things.
Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows
where you will die.
Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this
spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact
a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and
that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Rajanikanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to
April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.
If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't
say, "Did you mean Rajanikanth? " It simply replies,
"Run while you still have the chance."
Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth' leg. After five days of
excruciating pain, the cobra died.
When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling
you how many seconds you have left to live.
Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and
was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show
consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly,
waiting for the wheel to stop.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9
percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of
whatever he wants.
There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth
was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying
glass. At night.
Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human
life… unless it gets in his way.
It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with
his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects
Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room
itself.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind
every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.
Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because
Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16
Seconds.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is
beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to
square Rajanikanth, the result is death.
When you say "no one's perfect", Rajanikanth takes
this as a personal insult. |  |  |
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100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay!  | | Dec 8th, 2009, 08:54 am | #2 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Hmmm!
CW, are you South Indian? | | | | | Dec 8th, 2009, 04:04 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | me.. south indian.. hahahahah no.. why..? ooh u changed ur avatar..!! aww.. I like the other one better.. with karay karay nainaa  hehe | | | | | Dec 8th, 2009, 05:31 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala  me.. south indian.. hahahahah
no.. why..?
| Just thought so,because of your this joke  | | | | | Dec 8th, 2009, 09:24 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | lol.. funny you asked.. many people have confused me with many weird locations.. like someone asked if I was SriLankan..lol.. another one said Egyptian. another weird one is Croatian.. and I was like.. whaaa..? BTW: Rajnikanth is a cool hero.. you have to watch his movies.. he always has some really cool style.. like lighting his cigarette by throwing the matchbox in air and throwing the teeli (match) towards the box and running faster than the teeli on the otherside.. so when teeli gets burnt, he lights hi cigarette..!! lol its just to funny and cool to watch these styles..!! i cannot explain it in my words.. search on Internet..!! you will see what me talking about  | | | | | Dec 8th, 2009, 10:54 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | CW is a chaiwala woh bhi aik gande se dhabe ka ;hoonh; | | | | | Dec 9th, 2009, 02:40 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ You have been to his dhaaba?  | | | | | Dec 9th, 2009, 07:09 pm | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | BB... mounh say jealousy keh maray tareef nahee nikalti to kam say kam afwahain to na phelaya karo..!!  my dhabba is no more dhabba.. it is a truck now..! Sara... dekha.. chup chup keh burkhay may chai peenay aati hain yeh BB bibi..!! :haan: | | | | | Dec 9th, 2009, 07:46 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ Kis sey chup chup ke? | | | | | Dec 9th, 2009, 11:15 pm | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | *whispersin sara's kaan* | | | | | Dec 10th, 2009, 02:19 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | | | | | | Dec 10th, 2009, 02:21 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Sara... sab logoun say.. keh kissi ko pata nahe chalay keh woh hamari chai peenay aati hain. BB -- kia khusar phusar ho rahee hai..? | | | | | Dec 10th, 2009, 11:49 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | sara
*whispers*
mai halth ministry ke taraf se gaye thee | | | | | Dec 11th, 2009, 11:26 am | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Aww..Becharey CW ke dhaabey ko chalney do BB  | | | | | Dec 11th, 2009, 04:38 pm | #15 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | BB -- health minister to mera jurwaan dost hai.. us nay zaroor tum ko kaha hoga keh meri chai bohot achi hai.. aur tum try karnay aayi thee.. Sara -- mere dhaba to chalta rahay gaa.. support jo hai janta ki..! | | | | | Dec 18th, 2009, 11:56 pm | #16 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | sara its dirty *sigh*
woh safaye nahi kerte | | | | | Dec 19th, 2009, 06:05 am | #17 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Really, CW ?  | | | | | Dec 21st, 2009, 03:52 pm | #18 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | BB.. safayee hum to nahee karte.. mere naukar karte hain..! sara.. hum saaf shafaaf chai keh ingredients use karte hain.. pateela kala huwa to kia huwa..! chai to mazaydaar banti hai naaw | | | | | Dec 21st, 2009, 06:11 pm | #19 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ How about the water you use to make tea? | | | | | Dec 21st, 2009, 09:35 pm | #20 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | ab apnay secret ingredient bhi bata doun...  chalo.. bata deta houn.. kia yaad karo gi..!! Pani hum gannoun keh khet may jaa keh waha keh tubewell may baltiyan daal daal keh matti keh matkoun may apnay dhabbay tak la keh banata houn.. Doodh hum subha subha gaye ko ghuma phira keh ghaas phus khila keh dho dhaa keh nikalta houn... aik dum taajaa.. patti hum weekly chai keh baag may jaa keh waha say taja pattay torr keh thora sa marijuana mila keh sukhata houn.. cheeni hum ussi gannay keh khet may jata houn jaha say pani lata houn.. ganna ka juice nikal keh usko chai may dalta houn.. no cheeni.. aur phir 2 secret ingredient hain.. woh nahee bataounga..  | | | | | Dec 22nd, 2009, 02:26 pm | #21 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | I think, your dhabba should be made shut down now | | | | | Dec 22nd, 2009, 02:51 pm | #22 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | kissi ki himmat nahee hai.. hamaray dhabay ki taraf aankh utha keh bhi dekhay.. warna uski aankhoun ki hadeeyan tor daingay..!! | | | | | Dec 22nd, 2009, 02:57 pm | #23 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ We'll see | | | | | Dec 22nd, 2009, 03:04 pm | #24 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | oye why u dekhing....!! u have no permission to dekhing my dhabba.. especially when I am maiking my special chai..!! u wanna know the secret ingredients..!!  **installing parday on the dhabba** | | | | | Dec 22nd, 2009, 03:08 pm | #25 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala oye why u dekhing....!! u have no permission to dekhing my dhabba.. especially when I am maiking my special chai..!! u wanna know the secret ingredients..!! **installing parday on the dhabba** | After knowing the method how you prepare your Chai, I don't want to know the secret ingredients | | | | | Dec 22nd, 2009, 03:17 pm | #26 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | ^ ab may kabhi nahee bataounga keh meri secret ingredients ilaichee and hamdard ka baby gripe water hai.. | | | | | Dec 23rd, 2009, 01:14 pm | #27 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Kya? You make chai with baby gripe water ?  | | |
Last edited by sara; Dec 23rd, 2009 at 01:20 pm. | | Dec 23rd, 2009, 02:35 pm | #28 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | my secret ingredients are what makes my chai so special and unique..! issi wajah say to mera business chalta hai.. chai pee kar log  hotay hian.. | | | | | Dec 23rd, 2009, 04:01 pm | #29 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Iam sure, aisi chai peeney ke baad,no one comes back at your dhabba again | | | | | Dec 23rd, 2009, 06:24 pm | #30 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | kyun ji.. kiss ko gripe water nahee pasand..!! aur phir kiss ko marijuana nahee pasand..!! aur phir kiss ko chia may ilaichi nahee pasand.! manikchand manikchand..! | | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode |  Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
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