lol..
Dad: beta yeh lambi kahani hai.. shortkut may sunata houn..
May apnay restaurant may

bana raha tha.. keh waha peh aik larki

kartee huwee aayee.. us nay aakeh mujhay

maara aur may

gaya..
phir jab utha to mujhay wohi larki

dayne lagee.. may

honay laga.. aur issi mudhoshi may dil say us keh liye

hogaya keh achanak uskeh

nay meri taraf

dekha.
next mujhay hosh hospital may aaya.. aur waha peh aik mummy mere ko

laga rahee thee.. may nay

ki lalach di.. aur phir

....
kaisaaa ;-)