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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 04:38 pm   #1 (permalink)
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I think this is already posted.. but any ways.. its funny.


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Ek sher ki shaadi thi to uske barat mein ek chuha bahut jamke nach raha tha.
Public ka to funda hill gaya "Yeh chuhe ko sher ki shaadi mein kitna kya maja aa raha hai."

To ek bander ne chuhe se pucha "Abey, itna kyon naach raha hai?"

Chuha bola "Aaj mere bhai ki shaadi hai, nachoo kyon nahin."

Bander : "Sher aur tera bhai .. chal hat!"

Chuha: Haan .. main bhi shaadi se pehle sher tha …"
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 08:53 pm   #2 (permalink)
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aap itney lout pot kyuN ho rahey heiN kyaa aapki bhi honey waali hey :-p
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Old Aug 24th, 2009, 09:23 pm   #3 (permalink)
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may nay kab kaha keh may sher houn.. may to chaiwala houn.. koi pakoray samosay wali keh saath mil keh business barhaounga.

phir bagla hoga, gari hogi, paisa hoga, bank balance hoga, jahaaz may urounga, aur pakoray wali ko alag say business khol keh dounga.. aur kissi achi say larki keh saath shadi kar keh zindage bitaounga.
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Old Aug 25th, 2009, 08:52 pm   #4 (permalink)
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Iraadey tou buhat khatar-naak heiN Allah aap ko Iss Ramadan meiN Hadaayat sey nawaaz dey :-p
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Old Aug 25th, 2009, 09:16 pm   #5 (permalink)
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pakoray wali kidhar ho..?

mere ko iftari may 2 kilo pakoray chahiye.. aur 100 samosay.. 50 veg 50 qeemay walay..!

jaldee..!!
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abhi tou Chaiwali hi register huwi hey, pakorey samoseywali ka wait kareiN :-p
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Old Aug 27th, 2009, 03:05 pm   #7 (permalink)
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bhook say mera haal bura hai.. kaha ho..!?

koi aur pakoray bana day yaar..!
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Old Aug 30th, 2009, 02:41 pm   #8 (permalink)
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Old Sep 8th, 2009, 10:30 pm   #9 (permalink)
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mere ko iftari may 2 kilo pakoray chahiye.. aur 100 samosay.. 50 veg 50 qeemay walay..!

jaldee..!!
Itnay ziyada samaosay kyon? apna business shuru karnay ka plan hai kia
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