| . |   Aug 11th, 2009, 05:59 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | This is good..  Quote: When I went to lunch today, I noticed this elderly man about 75-80 years old sitting on a park bench near J.C. Penney and he was sobbing his eyes out. I stopped and asked him what was wrong.
He said, "I have a 22 year old wife at home. She makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground brewed coffee."
I asked, "Well, then why are you crying?"
He said, "She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me half the afternoon."
I asked again, "Well so why are you crying?"
He said, "For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00am."
I asked yet again, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"
He sobbed, "I can't remember where I live!" |  poor guy..!! |  |
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100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay!  | | Aug 12th, 2009, 06:49 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | awwwwwwww
kiski aap beete hai ye ;raises eyebrow; | | | | | Aug 12th, 2009, 08:51 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | us old man ki..!  bechara.. koi usko apnay ghar ka rasta bata do..! | | | | | Aug 13th, 2009, 01:42 am | #4 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Naiki toh aap kerte rehtey ahin !!!
toh ye naik kaam bhi aap he ker lain ;honh; | | | | | Aug 13th, 2009, 09:03 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Member Join Date: Jul 17th, 2009 - 11:23 pm Posts: 30 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji  Naiki toh aap kerte rehtey ahin !!!
toh ye naik kaam bhi aap he ker lain ;honh; | baat ye hai kay CW sirf larkiyon kay saath naiki ka kaam kartay hain  | | | | | Aug 17th, 2009, 05:32 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | BB.. i have to see his wife.. and then decide to help him or not!   LiM.. jin ko zada zaroorat hoti hai help usi ko deni chahiye.. larkiyan nazuk hain, kabhi bhi heel toot gayee to bechari kaisay chalaingee.. to mera fraz hai keh aik acha shehri honay keh naatay, may help karoun. | | | | | Aug 19th, 2009, 12:08 am | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | lol @ heel toot gaye toh hehe | | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode |  Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
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