Amabel

(You may have read something similar before but who cares )

Its a desperate woman's email to Tech Support.
Tech Support's response is funny & well thought out


Dear Tech Support ,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1 .

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate Woman

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DEAR DESPERATE Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 .

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck ...

sara

lol !

Blonde Baji

buss !!!
ya aur bhi koe demands hain?

ChaiWala

lol.. there was similar joke on girlfriend and wife..!

Amabel

has to be a blonde. they won't accept anyone else

you spend ponay 15 ghuntay everyday on this stuff. phir bhi abhi tuk kuch nai bana

ChaiWala

i am not the software engineer..!

Amabel

I know you aren't. Office kay bathrooms itnay cham cham awein thori kartay hain. iss mein CW ki mehnat aur paseena shamil hai

ChaiWala

bilkul.. jitnay bhi janitors aur cleaners hain,, unko chai bana keh pilana mehnat ka hi to kaam hai..
upar sya hamari chai pee keh itna acha kaam karte hain, to fakhar to humain hi ho ga naa..

Amabel

chai mein zaroor jamal ghota hota hai awein tu bathroom itnay busy nai hotay

now stop talking and start cleaning

ChaiWala

humarai chai may aik nasha hai.. aik baar peeo gay, baar baar peeo gay..!! gauranteed

aur hum koi milawat nahee karta..
shayad Amabel keh haath keh pakoray kha keh aaisa hota hai.. tabhi kahoun.. jab say Amabel nay pakoray ka stall khola hai, safayee walay zada chai peenay lagay hain..

Police call karni paray gee

Amabel

mai aur mairay pakoRay
pakoRay aur un kay saath chutni
chutni aur us k saath mirchain
mirchain aur us kay saath thandi thandi botlein (coke etc)

aisay moqay per tooti howay cup ki chai kon peeta hai

ChaiWala

pakoroun ka maza sirf garam chai keh saath barsaaat may hi aata hai.!! thandi bottle say gas hoti hai.. aur phir ....

Blonde Baji

me ko garma garam pakoorey khaaney hain !!!

kaun khila raha hai?!!!