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Old Jul 24th, 2009, 09:12 pm   #1 (permalink)
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Visitors to Australia post a number of questions on Australian Tourism website....
These're the actual responses by the website officials - its hilarious ...... now who can blame them


Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.

Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does
not.. oh forget it. ..... Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked.

Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it.
Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? ( UK)
A: You're a British politician, right?

Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.

Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and
make good pets.

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA)
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them.

Q: Do you have perfume in Australia? ( France)
A: No, WE don't stink.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)
A: Only at Christmas.

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.


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^ Does it remind you of anything?
some questions seem to be familiar to you. Dont they
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Does it remind you of anything?
some questions seem to be familiar to you. Dont they
And you should be heading offline soon.

We have to call Lafanter Bhai in here.
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Old Jul 24th, 2009, 09:59 pm   #5 (permalink)
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And you should be heading offline soon.
Make me do that


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kyon? aap k questions kay reply Lafanter ney diye thay kia
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Hamaray paas bhaari cheezein move karnay kay liyey samaan nahin hai.
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kyon? aap k questions kay reply Lafanter ney diye thay kia
Sirf woh kangaroos walay sawaal ka.

Inki website khaali pari thi, mein nay socha inko company dey doon.
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Hamaray paas bhaari cheezein move karnay kay liyey samaan nahin hai.
so you're saying, you can afford a jet but not a crane

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Sirf woh kangaroos walay sawaal ka.

Inki website khaali pari thi, mein nay socha inko company dey doon.
hawyee la aap ney tu un ki website ko chaar chaand laga diye


waisay I used to think that Kangaroos in Australia wandered around the streets like dogs & cats do in Pakistan
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so you're saying, you can afford a jet but not a crane
Hum high-standard ki cheezein afford kartey hain.


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Hum high-standard ki cheezein afford kartey hain.


high standard logooN kay husnay ka style ->
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high standard logooN kay husnay ka style ->
At least hum nay aapki lounge chair ka standard to up kar diya.

Waisey eik crane thori chahiyey hogi aapkay liyey. Eik darzan cranes ka order dena parey gaa, kyon. Pehley testing, phir implementation.
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^^ aur woh sari machines kangaroos operate karaingay..!


LOL @ Jokhee..!! Nice..!! Long live A-us-Tral_ia ..!
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At least hum nay aapki lounge chair ka standard to up kar diya.

Waisey eik crane thori chahiyey hogi aapkay liyey. Eik darzan cranes ka order dena parey gaa, kyon. Pehley testing, phir implementation.
chalein theek hai. aap aik darjan cranes ka order karein, hum wait kar laitay hai. koi bhi aap ki baat nai sunta aaj hum sun laitay hain

btw ye Darzan kon hai?
aawyee hawyee dhobi & darzan

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^^ aur woh sari machines kangaroos operate karaingay..!
aap kay haaN janwar operate kartay hain, machines ko?
mai bhi kahooN, saraay bandar chai kay khokhay per kyon jama hain
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chalein theek hai. aap aik darjan cranes ka order karein, hum wait kar laitay hai. koi bhi aap ki baat nai sunta aaj hum sun laitay hain

btw ye Darzan kon hai?
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mai bhi kahooN, saraay bandar chai kay khokhay per kyon jama hain
Suna hai aapnay bhi apni lounge chair khokhay mein daali hui thi.
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@ the jokes!

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so you're saying, you can afford a jet but not a crane

Really?Aapko uthaney keliye crane ki zaroorat parh thee hai ? Amabel you can use DB's jet na !
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rotfl @ the convo !!!

Amabel , DB , CW aur sara sub ke sub mujhey akeley choor ke Australia chaley gaye ;sigh;
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toh kya !!!
DB ka jet tha !!!
meri ghar ke chat sey aake aap loog pick up ker leytey ;naraz now;
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Uss mein Amabel bhi jo baithi hui theen, toh phir jagah kaisey hotee

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arey mai toh nanni munni see hoon ...kaheen bhi baith jaati !!!
plane ke uper baith jaatee !!!
neechey latak jaatee !!!
kuch bhi kertee magar aap loog aaye he nahi ;sigh;
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Really?Aapko uthaney keliye crane ki zaroorat parh thee hai ? Amabel you can use DB's jet na !
maira mood nai hai, reply karnay ka

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Amabel , DB , CW aur sara sub ke sub mujhey akeley choor ke Australia chaley gaye ;sigh;
hum sub Australia kay kangaroo aur koala bear ko hello karnay gaye thay

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Suna hai aapnay bhi apni lounge chair khokhay mein daali hui thi.
jee hum bandarooN ko daikh kar khush hotay hain aur bandar hamay
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toh mai bhi saath mei hello ker leyti !!!
;snoota;

mujhsey poocha tuk nahi ;double snoota;
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Amabel.. jee haan.. yaha bohot say janwar hain jo oepration karte hain.. jaisya keh.. bayl.. hal chalata hai.. hathi heavy lifting ka operation sambhalay huway hain.. lekin bandar ko tor phor karnay keh ilawaa aur kuch nahee aata..

agar chaho.. to aap keh liye baat kar sakta houn.. achi salaray milay gi tor phor karne ki
phir hamari chai peenay aaya karna
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chai humaarey liye thee !!!
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CW, lakin mujhey bandarooN walay kaam karnay ka experience nai hai. aap tu iss field mein experienced hain
plz mujhey training dey dain naaaaw

BB, chup karo. agar aap ko saath ley jaatay tu CW ki help kon karta
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Amabel.. to u ki application accept karte hain.. kal say training peh aajana.. theek subha 7 bajay..!! sharp..!! warna ragra lagay gaa..!!


BB.. aaww.. naraz hona achi baat nahee.. tum bhi training peh aajana kal say..!
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me ko koi training ke zaroorat nahi !!!
me waisey he extra efficient hoon !!!
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to efficiency dikhanay hi aajao..!! baqiyuon ko thori himmat milay gee
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