sara

Tech support: How may I help you?

Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.

Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?

Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?

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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer.' I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...

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Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at Woolies..

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Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.

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Blonde Baji

;snoota;
meri convo's subke saamney kyon post kee ;naraz;


PS: lol !!!

dhobi_bhai

@ the jokes and BB.

I am trying to think, the first one definitely is for blondes. I mean, it has blonde written all over it.

ChaiWala

lol..


and I wonder if the reply to the first joke was also from a blonde..!!

"Thats no problem, take a marker and draw over it.."

Amabel

@ all of you

I've witnessed these 2 happening to our support dept...

Tech: press any key
client: where is any key?
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Tech: go to ww......support.com
Client: how?
Tech: go to internet
Client: how?
Tech: do you see an icon - blue "e" on your desktop that says, "internet explorer"
Client: No (and at this point, he is frustrated )
and btw the client is a highly educated personnel - he just doesn't know his computers

and there're many more.... I just have to recall

dhobi_bhai

Share more jokes until BB gets back. This will make her feel right at home.

sara

Aap log kyun BB ki convos sab ke saamney post kar rahey hain as said by BB !

Blonde Baji

oye hello !!!
mai koe joker nazar aa rahi hoon kya ;honh;
aisi daring baatain hum he ker saktey hain !!!

lol !!!

ye zaroor meri barathree ke baat hogi !!!


ab aapko hum sub jokers nazar aa rahey hain ;honh;
mero bataain kyon postna hai aapko !!!

mai yaheen hoon !!!
kaheen nahi gaye !!!

& all of you always make me feel at home !!!with all the blondness here ;winkey;

Exactlyy !!!
kisi ney toh mera side liya !!!
;hugs;