| . |   Jul 20th, 2009, 08:34 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | An agriculture student said to a farmer: “Your methods are too old fashioned. I won’t be surprised if this tree will give you less than twenty pounds of apples.” “I won’t be surprised either,” said the farmer, “this is an orange tree”.  |  |  | | Jul 22nd, 2009, 04:38 am | #2 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | are you into farmingn ow? ;raises eyebrow;
I want free apples & oranges & chana & paalak & lauki & tomatos & onions & potatoes etc at my door every week !!! | | | | | Jul 22nd, 2009, 06:27 am | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ Iam not into farming !  Thank God,bach gayi, warna har haftey aapki farmaishein poori karni pardhthi ! | | | | | Jul 22nd, 2009, 07:19 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 06:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Kiya standard ban gaya Laugh and Humor ka eik haftey mein.  | | | | | Jul 23rd, 2009, 07:45 am | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara  ^ Iam not into farming ! Thank God,bach gayi, warna har haftey aapki farmaishein poori karni pardhthi ! | farmaaishain toh abhi bhi poori kerni parti hain meri ;grin; magar doosree qisim ke !!! Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Kiya standard ban gaya Laugh and Humor ka eik haftey mein | ;grin; shukriya for noticing our high standard ;blush hoing; & shukriya for tareef karing on our High standard ;sara ki taraf se bhi blush hoing' | | | | | Jul 23rd, 2009, 09:29 am | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Kiya standard ban gaya Laugh and Humor ka eik haftey mein. | Kya karein ! Blonde ki farmaishein hain na  Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji farmaaishain toh abhi bhi poori kerni parti hain meri ;grin; magar doosree qisim ke !!! | Yeah, you can get that mouse on your birthday next year Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji ;grin;
shukriya for noticing our high standard ;blush hoing;
& shukriya for tareef karing on our High standard ;sara ki taraf se bhi blush hoing' |  | | | | | Jul 23rd, 2009, 07:48 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | hailaaa..!! mujhay is say woh sardar wala joke yaad aagaya.. BB kelay keh darakh peh charhi to aik bandar nay poocha.. "yaha kia karne aaye ho.." BB "Aam khanay" Bandar "par yeh to kelay ka darakht hai.!" BB "pata hai, aam saath layi houn.!"  hahahaha | | |
It's hard to find a friend who's......
100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay! | | Jul 24th, 2009, 04:24 am | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara Kya karein ! Blonde ki farmaishein hain na | ;grin; I didnt know ke meri wajah sey standard itna acha hai ;blush hoing @ the tareef; Quote: Originally Posted by sara Yeah, you can get that mouse on your birthday next year
| mai Birthday nahi celebrate kertee !!! Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala hailaaa..!! mujhay is say woh sardar wala joke yaad aagaya..
BB kelay keh darakh peh charhi to aik bandar nay poocha..
"yaha kia karne aaye ho.."
BB "Aam khanay"
Bandar "par yeh to kelay ka darakht hai.!"
BB "pata hai, aam saath layi houn.!"
hahahaha | oye hello !!! woh joke nahi tha !!! real life mei tha magar aam ke darakht pe amrood khaaya tha !!! | | | | | Jul 25th, 2009, 07:15 am | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji ;grin;
I didnt know ke meri wajah sey standard itna acha hai ;blush hoing @ the tareef;
mai Birthday nahi celebrate kertee !!!
| Birthday celebrate na karein, per gift toh ley leingein na ! | | | | | Jul 25th, 2009, 06:31 pm | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ab itney pyar sey dainge toh leyna pareyga na !!!
gift abhi send ker dain ;grin;
mai next BD pe packet kholonge. | | | | | Jul 25th, 2009, 06:36 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji ab itney pyar sey dainge toh leyna pareyga na !!!
gift abhi send ker dain ;grin;
mai next BD pe packet kholonge. | Itni bhi kya jaldi hai ! Next birthday pe bhej doon gi na !  | | | | | Jul 25th, 2009, 06:41 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | nai | | | | | Jul 25th, 2009, 06:43 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ Main nahin bhej rahi abhi | | | | | Jul 26th, 2009, 06:55 am | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | itna chota raasta hai ..bhej dain na !!! | | | | | Jul 26th, 2009, 07:38 am | #15 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ Nahin ! | | | | | Jul 26th, 2009, 07:43 am | #16 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | stop mujhey pareyshan karing !!!
aur bheyj dain !!! | | | | | Jul 26th, 2009, 07:51 am | #17 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Main pareshaan kar rahi hoon ya aap ? Next birthday tak wait kar lein ! | | | | | Jul 26th, 2009, 07:55 am | #18 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | jub mere ghar ainge toh ley ke aana pareyga !!!
werna no entry !!! | | | | | Jul 26th, 2009, 08:06 am | #19 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ Agar nahin leker aayi toh aap mehmaan ko darwaazey se hee wapis bhej deingee ? | | | | | Jul 26th, 2009, 08:12 am | #20 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | nahi !!!
derwaazey tuk pahunchney hen ahi doongee ;grin; | | | | | Jul 26th, 2009, 08:24 am | #21 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 |  Rehne dein phir, main nahin aarahi | | | | | Jul 26th, 2009, 08:43 am | #22 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | awww nai nai !!! aa jaain aap !!!  | | | | | Jul 26th, 2009, 08:52 am | #23 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ Awww  You're so sweet sometimes ! | | | | | Jul 26th, 2009, 08:56 am | #24 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ye sometimes lagaana zarooree thaa ;snoota; | | | | | Jul 26th, 2009, 09:05 am | #25 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Toh phir aur kya lagati ? | | | | | Jul 26th, 2009, 09:17 am | #26 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | always !!! | | | | | Jul 26th, 2009, 09:20 am | #27 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ I knew it ! | | | | | Jul 26th, 2009, 09:27 am | #28 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | haila !!!  | | | | | Jul 26th, 2009, 09:28 am | #29 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | aapsey bachke rehna pareyga !!! | | | | | Jul 26th, 2009, 09:29 am | #30 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ Aww | | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode |  Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
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