| . | Jul 19th, 2009, 06:59 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | A teacher was giving her class of small children a lesson on good manners. "Suppose, by take, you step on a lady's foot. What do you do?" "I say 'excuse me'.""Very good. Now suppose the lady, to reward you, gives you a coin. What do you do?""Step on the other foot to get a second one." | | | Jul 22nd, 2009, 04:36 am | #2 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Haila!!! DB ke bachpan ke bataain yahaan pey !!! | | | Jul 22nd, 2009, 07:18 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 06:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji Haila!!! DB ke bachpan ke bataain yahaan pey !!! | That was the money I had to take from kanjoos people, mostly they were blondes. | | | Jul 23rd, 2009, 07:38 am | #4 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | That was the money I had to take from kanjoos people, mostly they were blondes | *ignoring the last part* Kanjoos people are smart enough to keep money away from DB !!! warna woh toh poora poora biskoot khareed ke ..phir share keraingey aur impress karaingey !!! ;honh; | | | Jul 24th, 2009, 04:01 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 06:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji *ignoring the last part* Kanjoos people are smart enough to keep money away from DB !!! warna woh toh poora poora biskoot khareed ke ..phir share keraingey aur impress karaingey !!! ;honh; | Haaye Allah. | | | Jul 24th, 2009, 08:54 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 03:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji poora poora biskoot | CW gave me a poora biscoot | | oyiii .....Adding YOGURT in my CAKE..... The Official Peon of PakFuse - Lafanter is my Assistant | Jul 24th, 2009, 09:43 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 06:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel CW gave me a poora biscoot  | Baasi diya tha. | | | Jul 24th, 2009, 09:48 pm | #8 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 03:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Baasi diya tha.  | aap ko tu baasi bhi nai mila | | | Jul 24th, 2009, 09:53 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 06:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel aap ko tu baasi bhi nai mila  | Inki chai ki dukaan ghaat kay saamnay hai. Hum to rozaana ph-resh biskoot khaatey hain. | | | Jul 24th, 2009, 10:13 pm | #10 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 03:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Inki chai ki dukaan ghaat kay saamnay hai. Hum to rozaana ph-resh biskoot khaatey hain.  | dhobi ghaat aur chai ki dukaan..... kia ishtandard ho ga, pooray area ka Remember the raisins in those biscoots?... well, lets just say, makhi-maar business is in bloom these days | | | Jul 24th, 2009, 10:18 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 06:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel dhobi ghaat aur chai ki dukaan..... kia ishtandard ho ga, pooray area ka Remember the raisins in those biscoots?... well, lets just say, makhi-maar business is in bloom these days  | Aapko raisins nahin pasand?  Hum high-standard log hain. High-standard logon ki company mein uth-tay baith-tay hain.  Ooooooooye eik cup doodh patti laana. | | | Jul 24th, 2009, 10:33 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 03:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Aapko raisins nahin pasand? Hum high-standard log hain. High-standard logon ki company mein uth-tay baith-tay hain. Ooooooooye eik cup doodh patti laana. |  tu aap kay maalik aap ko is tarah punish kartay hain CW isn't here so keep your orders to yourself | | | Jul 24th, 2009, 10:40 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 06:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel  tu aap kay maalik aap ko is tarah punish kartay hain CW isn't here so keep your orders to yourself  | Woh hotey hee kahan hain.  Waisey yeh high-standard order hai. | | | Jul 25th, 2009, 06:55 am | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel CW gave me a poora biscoot  | Amabel aapko kaisey CW ney poora biscoot de diya?  Warna toh woh sabhi ko aadha biscoot hee detey hain | | | Jul 25th, 2009, 06:34 pm | #15 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | aik toh aap loog itna lamba lamba likhtey hain ki reply keney sey pehley itni mehnet kerni perti hai ;sigh; aik din nahi aaye toh ita kuch hoo gaya yahaan pe !!! poora biscoot bhi mil gaya aur DB ne uthak baithak bhi ker lee !!! ;bummer; uthak baithak ki video toh humey daikhni hai ab !!! | | | Jul 25th, 2009, 06:40 pm | #16 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji aik toh aap loog itna lamba lamba likhtey hain ki reply keney sey pehley itni mehnet kerni perti hai ;sigh; aik din nahi aaye toh ita kuch hoo gaya yahaan pe !!! | Your punishment for being absent ! Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji poora biscoot bhi mil gaya aur DB ne uthak baithak bhi ker lee !!! ;bummer; uthak baithak ki video toh humey daikhni hai ab !!! |  So DB, when are you posting that video ? | | | Jul 26th, 2009, 06:50 am | #17 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | *waiting besabri sey for that video* | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes | Linear Mode | Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts HTML code is Off | | | All times are GMT. The time now is 12:36 am. | |