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Old Jul 19th, 2009, 06:18 pm   #1 (permalink)
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An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate.

The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove by again even more slowly. Another flash. He did it again for a third time, at an even slower speed. Same result.

"This guy must have screwed up the settings," the off-duty officer thought.

A few weeks later, when he received the violations in the mail, he discovered three traffic tickets--each for not wearing a seat belt!

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Old Jul 22nd, 2009, 07:08 pm   #2 (permalink)
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He was not supposed to wear a seat belt, he was off-duty.

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Old Jul 22nd, 2009, 08:13 pm   #3 (permalink)
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^ That's why he came under the radar light !
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Old Jul 22nd, 2009, 08:54 pm   #4 (permalink)
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That's why he came under the radar light !
Joke samjha hua hai?

Off-duty = mukammal chutti (jaisay meri hoti hai )
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Old Jul 23rd, 2009, 09:54 am   #5 (permalink)
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Joke samjha hua hai?

Off-duty = mukammal chutti (jaisay meri hoti hai )
Now you won't be given any vacations !
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Old Jul 23rd, 2009, 07:58 pm   #6 (permalink)
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where is police when u need them.. free may ticket dete rehtay hian..!! chillarrh kahi keh..!! ullu keh khotay..

but good policemen are nice. Like me..!!
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Old Jul 24th, 2009, 04:57 am   #7 (permalink)
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aap kya kya hain?
ab policemen bhi !!!
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Old Jul 24th, 2009, 04:17 pm   #8 (permalink)
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Now you won't be given any vacations !
Bhai woh to mill gayi hai mujhe.
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where is police when u need them.. free may ticket dete rehtay hian..!! chillarrh kahi keh..!! ullu keh khotay..

but good policemen are nice. Like me..!!
Sahih baat hai. Waisey yaar zara ghar ki policing per eik joke to banaayein.

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Old Jul 24th, 2009, 09:03 pm   #9 (permalink)
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what happened next? Did he pay the fine or was he able to do "muk mukaa"....

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Old Jul 25th, 2009, 04:37 pm   #10 (permalink)
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aik toh khud larki ke liye bhai isstemaal kertey hain uper sey jub mai bataati hoon toh ;sigh;

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I agree with the rest !!!
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