Throughts about men....

ChaiWala · Jul 17th, 2009, 06:37 pm

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Thought 1 **

*When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from?

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Thought 2 **

*The average man's life consists of :
Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;
and at the end,
the mourners wondering too.

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Thought 3 **

A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die." The man did as he was instructed, just as
a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
The man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when I got married?"

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Thought 4 **

*Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom.
They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed some thing in his hand.
Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride.
The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something.

So he announced "Ladies and Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my life."
Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued,

"My daughter finally, finally returned my credit card to me."

The whole audience including priest started laughing.... ...... but not the poor groom!

thats why I am so are so innocent..

dhobi_bhai · Jul 17th, 2009, 08:28 pm

Oh ChaiWalay Bhai, you killed it with your jokes.

*Imagines this thread will turn into a battlezone from both sides*

Amabel · Jul 17th, 2009, 08:48 pm

good one

btw these're only 4 thoughts. The other side of the story has various...

ChaiWala · Jul 17th, 2009, 08:53 pm

Amabel.. .this is just the pathar of the ocean.. there are more.. i m sure.. just have to find em..

besided.. the 'other side' of the story has various.. also about men being the guinea pig or the scape goat..! poor guys..!

DB: yeah.. sach samnay aakeh rahay gaa..!! :strike:

Amabel · Jul 17th, 2009, 08:56 pm

you haven't experienced the whole story yet so your words have no value

ChaiWala · Jul 17th, 2009, 09:03 pm

I am ready with my karatee chops..!!

Amabel · Jul 17th, 2009, 09:08 pm

There're dunday & jootiyaan on the other side too

dhobi_bhai · Jul 17th, 2009, 09:11 pm

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Originally Posted by Amabel

you haven't experienced the whole story yet so your words have no value

You see, danday & jutiyaan have no value to them. They are full of nothing but hot air. For the same reason you mentioned above.

But if you are ready to bring it on, we are ready to face you.

Amabel · Jul 17th, 2009, 09:14 pm

yea the "4 thoughts" here are telling me how you can face us

tsk tsk tsk

dhobi_bhai · Jul 17th, 2009, 09:17 pm

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Originally Posted by Amabel

yea the "4 thoughts" here are telling me how you can face us

tsk tsk tsk

Let's face it Amabel, you have no imagination left.

I am telling you, all your blondes and redheads stuff is hot air for now. Come back again when you can flood.

ChaiWala · Jul 17th, 2009, 09:18 pm

well soch.. 4 hi allowed hai aik time peh..!

Amabel · Jul 17th, 2009, 09:23 pm

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Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai

Let's face it Amabel, you have no imagination left.

I am telling you, all your blondes and redheads stuff is hot air for now. Come back again when you can flood.

So thats why you didn't show up these last few days

have some imagination now?

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Originally Posted by ChaiWala

well soch.. 4 hi allowed hai aik time peh..!

pai jee, pehlay aik tu "successfully" try kar lo

dhobi_bhai · Jul 17th, 2009, 09:25 pm

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Originally Posted by Amabel

So thats why you didn't show up these last few days

have some imagination now?

Chee chee. Jaayein Amabel, aapki machli dry hojaaye gi.

ChaiWala · Jul 17th, 2009, 09:25 pm

okie... sample hai koi.?

Amabel · Jul 17th, 2009, 09:36 pm

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Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai

Chee chee. Jaayein Amabel, aapki machli dry hojaaye gi.

awww itni fikar na kiya karein
machli bhi theek hai aur mai bhi theek hoon

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Originally Posted by ChaiWala

okie... sample hai koi.?

sample sirf deserving candidates ko milay ga

ChaiWala · Jul 17th, 2009, 09:48 pm

and i am on the top of the list..!!

Amabel · Jul 17th, 2009, 09:50 pm

How would we know
prove it

Blonde Baji · Jul 18th, 2009, 01:41 am

;smack; Amabel !!!
woh suna hai na "The empty vessel makes the loudest sound" toh ye dono sirf shoor he macha saktey hain ;winkey;

Inko khush hooney dain thori dair ke liye !!!
humey kya farq pareyga ;winkey; humey toh kerna wahi hai na ;double winkey;

PS:I just noticed hum larkiyaan zyadah hain yahaan pe ;grin;