| . |   Jul 15th, 2009, 11:19 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | A woman decided it was time to shed some excess weight. She took her new diet so seriously that she even changed her driving route to avoid her favorite bakery. One morning, however, she arrived at her work place carrying a gigantic cheesecake. All her co-workers scolded her, but her smile remained cherubic. “This is a very special cheesecake,” she explained. “I accidentally drove by the bakery this morning and there in the window was a host of goodies. I felt this was no accident, so I prayed, ‘Lord, if you want me to have one of those delicious cheesecakes, let me have a parking spot directly in front of the bakery’, and sure enough,” she continued, “the ninth time around the block, there it was!”  |  |  | | Jul 16th, 2009, 01:25 am | #2 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | lol !!!
lagta hai humaaree rishteydaar thee !!! | | | | | Jul 16th, 2009, 01:55 pm | #3 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:14 pm Posts: 1,009 | ^
haaN PF ki member bhi thi :-p | | |
hum ney kaanToN ko bhi narmi sey chhuwa hey aksarlog be-dard heiN phooloN ko massal detey heiN | | Jul 16th, 2009, 09:21 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 03:37 am Posts: 3,078 | why're you posting our personal stories here  | | |
oyiii .....Adding YOGURT in my CAKE..... The Official Peon of PakFuse - Lafanter is my Assistant | | Jul 17th, 2009, 07:49 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 06:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji  lol !!!
lagta hai humaaree rishteydaar thee !!! | Bilkul, lagta hai blonde thee !!! | | | | | Jul 17th, 2009, 09:14 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Bilkul, lagta hai blonde thee !!! |  may ab yeh soch raha houn.. keh blondes ko car chalani bhi aati hai.?  | | |
It's hard to find a friend who's......
100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay! | | Jul 17th, 2009, 09:15 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 06:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala may ab yeh soch raha houn.. keh blondes ko car chalani bhi aati hai.? | Blondes car ko thori chalaayengi. Car inko chalaaye gi Bhai Miyaan. | | | | | Jul 17th, 2009, 09:19 pm | #8 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 03:37 am Posts: 3,078 | *brings her lounge chair from another thread*  | | | | | Jul 17th, 2009, 09:21 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 |  yaha popcorn khana mana hai.. qabz ho jaye gi..!  | | | | | Jul 17th, 2009, 09:21 pm | #10 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 06:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Amabel aur inki original lounge chair nay to waaqi aaj yeh joke prove kar kay rakh diya. Kiya kehna hai Amabel ka.
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May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 03:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala yaha popcorn khana mana hai.. qabz ho jaye gi..! | oye apna experience na ley kay baith jaaya karo, har jaga  Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Amabel aur inki original lounge chair nay to waaqi aaj yeh joke prove kar kay rakh diya. |  kuch tu prove kia hai naaaw Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Kiya kehna hai Amabel ka. | jee shukria  | | | | | Jul 17th, 2009, 09:44 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | yaar sab ko warning dayni chahiye.. | | | | | Jul 17th, 2009, 09:49 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 03:37 am Posts: 3,078 | koi farq nai paRta, warning sey  | | | | | Jul 18th, 2009, 01:43 am | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: Originally Posted by GuL-e-Tasbeeh ^
haaN PF ki member bhi thi :-p | ;winkey; Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel why're you posting our personal stories here | Exactly !!! kuch pait mei bhi rakhain !!! Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Bilkul, lagta hai blonde thee !!! | haila ;blush hoing; Phir sey mere intelligence ke tareef ;aur bhi blush hoing; Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala
may ab yeh soch raha houn.. keh blondes ko car chalani bhi aati hai.?
| hum toh mind se control kertey hain gaari ko !!! new technalagy you see !!! Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Blondes car ko thori chalaayengi. Car inko chalaaye gi Bhai Miyaan. | Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel *brings her lounge chair from another thread* | me ko bhi chair pe baithna hai !!! Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel koi farq nai paRta, warning sey | ;sigh; | | | | | Jul 18th, 2009, 07:18 pm | #15 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji lol !!!
lagta hai humaaree rishteydaar thee !!! | I also think so !  Vaise,becharee ney kitney chakkar lagayeen hongi Cheesecake keliye ! | | | | | Jul 18th, 2009, 07:19 pm | #16 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | kuch haasil kerney ke liye mehnat toh kerni parti hai na ;grin; | | | | | Jul 18th, 2009, 07:37 pm | #17 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ But i believe she was on a diet ! | | | | | Jul 19th, 2009, 03:13 am | #18 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | On a special Diet to gain weight ;winkey; | | | | | Jul 19th, 2009, 09:59 am | #19 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ You're talking about yourself? Iam talking about the lady in the joke ! | | | | | Jul 22nd, 2009, 04:33 am | #20 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | dosron ke baat kerna gheebat hote hai isiliye mai apni baat ker rahi thee ;grin; | | | | | Jul 22nd, 2009, 06:42 am | #21 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | | | | | | Jul 23rd, 2009, 07:34 am | #22 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ab kya hua?!!!
apna khud ka sur kyon peet rahi hain? ;raises eyebrow;
wahaan sey kuch nahi nikalney waala...empty hai !!! | | | | | Jul 23rd, 2009, 09:41 am | #23 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji ab kya hua?!!!
apna khud ka sur kyon peet rahi hain? ;raises eyebrow;
wahaan sey kuch nahi nikalney waala...empty hai !!! | Apna sur peet rahi hoon, aapka nahin,jo kuch nahin niklega ! | | | | | Jul 23rd, 2009, 07:41 pm | #24 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Mind control..!! BlondeBaji ko is ka matlab bhi pata hai.. Sara.. wah..  u keh apnay sir may bhi kuch khaas nahee.. bhoosa hi niklay gaa...! | | | | | Jul 24th, 2009, 04:28 am | #25 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Apna sur peet rahi hoon, aapka nahin,jo kuch nahin niklega ! | toh aapkey sur se kya nikalni ke ummed hai ?!!! Quote: | Mind control..!! BlondeBaji ko is ka matlab bhi pata hai.. | BB ko bohot kuch pata hai ;kandhey uchkaying; Quote: | Sara.. wah.. u keh apnay sir may bhi kuch khaas nahee.. bhoosa hi niklay gaa...! | I agree !!! | | | | | Jul 25th, 2009, 07:14 am | #26 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala Sara.. wah.. u keh apnay sir may bhi kuch khaas nahee.. bhoosa hi niklay gaa...! | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji I agree !!! | Bhoosa hee sahi, kuch toh niklega na BB ke sur sey woh bhi nahin nikalna ! | | | | | Jul 25th, 2009, 06:00 pm | #27 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | humaara brain body se attached hai toh obviously nahi nikleyga !!! | | | | | Jul 25th, 2009, 06:22 pm | #28 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ Lekin woh sur ke andar toh hona chahiyeh na ,udher bhi nahin hai ! | | | | | Jul 25th, 2009, 06:29 pm | #29 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | microscope se daikhain toh nazar ayega !!! | | | | | Jul 25th, 2009, 06:32 pm | #30 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ Itna chota hai ! | | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode |  Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
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