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Old Jul 14th, 2009, 01:38 pm   #1 (permalink)
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She has been in the room all month after marriage.

Did nothing to help her mother in law who cooked, cleaned everyday.

One day the husband and mother in Law made a plan to fake an argument
to see if dulhan finally gets the idea of helping mother in law.

Son: " No mother, don't mop the floor. I will do that."

Mother in Law: No no beta. I will do that. It's alright. "


They argued for a while till dulhan said: " Can I help ?"

They both got very happy and said together: "Sure".

Dulhan said:

"I think you don't have to argue. One can mop the floor one day and other the next day."
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Old Jul 14th, 2009, 01:43 pm   #2 (permalink)
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aisi shakal na banao !!!

jo karo confidence ke saath karo ;winkey;
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aisi shakal na banao !!!

jo karo confidence ke saath karo ;winkey;
Zaada ideas deney ki zaroorat nahin hai.

Khud ki baari jo aanay waali hai pehley, is liyey.
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Old Jul 18th, 2009, 12:52 am   #7 (permalink)
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koe paisey thori le rahi hoon ;honh; muft mei itney qeemte ideas de rahi hoon !!!
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nah !!!
abhi humey aur practice kerni hai aisey dialogues kehney ke liye !!!
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Old Jul 18th, 2009, 03:27 am   #8 (permalink)
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abhi humey aur practice kerni hai aisey dialogues kehney ke liye !!!
Zara unsey hamari baat to karwaayein na. Hum aapki practice hee practice karwa detey hain.
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Old Jul 18th, 2009, 03:41 am   #9 (permalink)
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aa bail mujhey maar waala hisaab hoo jayega phir ;sigh;

& hum khud he baat kerlaingey unsey ;blush hoing;
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aa bail mujhey maar waala hisaab hoo jayega phir ;sigh;

& hum khud he baat kerlaingey unsey ;blush hoing;
Aa bail mujhe maar - aah, one time in life where no woman gets courage to pick up a bailan. We thoughtful husbands handle all our affairs that day.

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Old Jul 18th, 2009, 04:03 am   #11 (permalink)
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hum khushi sey bailan na uthain agar woh apni roti khud bana lain !!!

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aap loog can handle it everyday !!!
rooz apna khaana pakaain..kaprey dhoaain..batan dhooaain etc etc.

hum thoughtful wives wont bother at all !!!
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hum khushi sey bailan na uthain agar woh apni roti khud bana lain !!!
Ghar mein agar aa kar khaana hee banaana hai to hum khaana kahin aur sey bhi khaa saktey hain.

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aap loog can handle it everyday !!!
rooz apna khaana pakaain..kaprey dhoaain..batan dhooaain etc etc.

hum thoughtful wives wont bother at all !!!
Of course we can handle it everyday.
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Old Jul 18th, 2009, 04:13 am   #13 (permalink)
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haan haan saamney waaley dhaabey sey be shak khaa lain !!!
pait humaara nahi aap logon ka kharaab hoga ;honh;
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ye sub dhamkiyaan nahi chalte humaarey paas !!!

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oh sheesh ...was all that included on the 5th floor !!!
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haan haan saamney waaley dhaabey sey be shak khaa lain !!!
pait humaara nahi aap logon ka kharaab hoga ;honh;
Dhaabay kay saamnay kitnay achey achey ghar banay hue hain. Dhaaba to bahaana hai.
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ye sub dhamkiyaan nahi chalte humaarey paas !!!
*Pats himself on the back* Shabaash DB, jeetay raho.
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oh sheesh ...was all that included on the 5th floor !!!

Aap yahan theen hee kahan...
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Old Jul 18th, 2009, 04:38 am   #15 (permalink)
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Dhaabay kay saamnay kitnay achey achey ghar banay hue hain. Dhaaba to bahaana hai.
toh itney saarey gharon ke kya kerna hai !!!
aap toh buss ghar dekh dekh ke khush rahain !!!

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*Pats himself on the back* Shabaash DB, jeetay raho.
haan...daikhtey hain kub tuk bailano ke neechey jeetey rehtey hain !!!
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Aap yahan theen hee kahan..
haanji !!1
mai toh ;blush;
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toh itney saarey gharon ke kya kerna hai !!!
aap toh buss ghar dekh dekh ke khush rahain !!!
Hum parosan ki baat rahey thay naaaaawwww.
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haan...daikhtey hain kub tuk bailano ke neechey jeetey rehtey hain !!!
Bailano kay neechey aata rakhein aur do roti banaayein jaa kar.
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haanji !!1
mai toh ;blush;
mai toh...
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^ hello !!!
abhi toh mainey kuch kaha bhi nahi !!!

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Hum parosan ki baat rahey thay naaaaawwww
parosan ke aur humaari setting hai ;grin; jum dono mil ke bailan ka isstemaal karaingey !!!

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Bailano kay neechey aata rakhein aur do roti banaayein jaa kar.
haila ;faints;
do roti ?!!!
aik sey kaam nahi chaleyga kya ? ;raises eyebrow;
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& I was supposed to be the one doing Zulm on the weighing scale !!!
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abhi toh mainey kuch kaha bhi nahi !!!
Kuch boliyey bhi nahin. Aisi baatein sirf smilies sey hoti hain.
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parosan ke aur humaari setting hai ;grin; jum dono mil ke bailan ka isstemaal karaingey !!!
Hamaari bhi setting hai.
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haila ;faints;
do roti ?!!!
aik sey kaam nahi chaleyga kya ? ;raises eyebrow;
Do boli hain, athaara bees rotiyoun ka nahin bola. Aapka lunch order mein nahin dey raha hoon yahan per.
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Old Jul 18th, 2009, 04:55 am   #20 (permalink)
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humaari pehley sey hai !!! ;honh;

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Do boli hain, athaara bees rotiyoun ka nahin bola. Aapka lunch order mein nahin dey raha hoon yahan per.
size ke hisaab sey boolna chahiye na !!!
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humaari pehley sey hai !!! ;honh;
Hamaari permanent hai.


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size ke hisaab sey boolna chahiye na !!!
Isi liyey to mein kuch bol nahin raha. Scale ki cheekhein sun raha hoon.
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Hamaari permanent hai.
*zoor zoor sey awaaz lagaaying*

Bhabijaan !!! Bhabijaan !!! zara idher aayain !!!

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Isi liyey to mein kuch bol nahin raha. Scale ki cheekhein sun raha hoon.
oye hello !!!
woh aapke scale ke chaakhain hain merea scale khamoshi sey chillata hai ;honh;
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mera scale full of adab-o-adaab hai !!!
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*zoor zoor sey awaaz lagaaying*

Bhabijaan !!! Bhabijaan !!! zara idher aayain !!!
Wrong number.

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woh aapke scale ke chaakhain hain merea scale khamoshi sey chillata hai ;honh;
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mera scale full of adab-o-adaab hai !!!
Baat yeh hai kay aapkay muqaablay mein uska size buhat chota hai. To isi liyey woh size ko dekh kar kuch bol nahin raha.
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Wrong number.
wrong number jaan boojh ke diya hai na aapney ;snoota;

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ab ziss wajah sey bhi ho ...Adab toh hai na usmey ;honh;
sooch samajh ke weight batata hai !!!
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koe paisey thori le rahi hoon ;honh; muft mei itney qeemte ideas de rahi hoon !!!
Yeh qeemtee ideas hain ?
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nah !!!
abhi humey aur practice kerni hai aisey dialogues kehney ke liye !!!
Aapkey becharey woh !
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inke qeemat baad mei pata chaleygi aapko !!!
tub shukriya ka izhaar kerney ke liye aik E-90 bhej deyna ;grin;

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;smack; beycharey nahi lucky woh !!!
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inke qeemat baad mei pata chaleygi aapko !!!
tub shukriya ka izhaar kerney ke liye aik E-90 bhej deyna ;grin;
Thanks for your ideas, but i don't require them
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;smack; beycharey nahi lucky woh !!!
Jinko roz yeh dialogues sunnein ko milein, woh becharey kahaan sey lucky hongey !
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Thanks for your ideas, but i don't require them
kaheen likh ke rakh lo !!!
baad mei kaam aaingey !!!

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You never know ;winkey;
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What are your plans, BB ?
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