| . |   Jul 14th, 2009, 11:28 am | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | " Bhai Sahab !! yeh burfi ka kya bhaav hai" " Jee 100 rupay kilo" " Kilo tol do.........tol dee....ise rahne do ....iske badle gulab jamun tol do......tol diye .....ise bhi rane do.... iske badle jalebi pack kar do" The sweet shopkeeper packed jalebi and handed over to the customer. The customer took the packet and without paying started to go. " Bhai Sahab paise to dete jao " asked shopkeeper loudly. " Kis baat ke paise ?" customer asked. " Jalebi ke" " Jalebi to meine gulab jamun ke badle mein lee thi" " To gulab jamun ke hi sahi" " gulab jamun to meine burfi ke badle liye the" " To phir burfi ke paise hi de do" " burfi to meine lee hi nahin" customer replied and went away !  |  |  | | Jul 14th, 2009, 11:38 am | #2 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | hehe
mai bhi ab aisa he karoongi !!! | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 11:44 am | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ Sure, phir aakar hamarey saath experience zaroor share karein ! | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 11:57 am | #4 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;smack;
I will use this trick with our international dhobi ghaat !!! | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 12:00 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ Yeah you can, but you know na, our DB is smart ! | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 12:02 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | & you were supposed to side me ;ghooring; | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 12:05 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ I was just reminding you that !  | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 12:07 pm | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | so you were diplomatically siding DB !!!
;hmm; | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 12:10 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^  No, i wasn't ! I was just making you aware !  | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 12:11 pm | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | theek hai !!!
aapney kaha mainey maan liya !!! | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 12:14 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ Shuker hai ! | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 12:18 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;grin;
ab koe joke posto !!!
mujhey thori dair me jaana hai ...ammi ko buss kaam yaad aa rahey hain aaj kul !!! | | | | | Jul 17th, 2009, 05:13 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 |  acha kaam hai.. i shall try this too..!! dekhtay hian wilaitee log kaisay react karte hain.. | | |
It's hard to find a friend who's......
100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay! | | Jul 17th, 2009, 07:25 pm | #14 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 |  Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala  wilaitee log | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji ;smack;
I will use this trick with our international dhobi ghaat !!! | Oh, you are getting back in my good books now.  (PS: @ you two's conversation) | | | | | Jul 17th, 2009, 07:55 pm | #15 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | This is a heavenly idea for bairozgaars  Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala acha kaam hai.. i shall try this too..!! dekhtay hian wilaitee log kaisay react karte hain.. | haven't heard "wilaitee" in years waisay they'll need a few hrs to get it so you can try or lets wait for BB...  | | |
oyiii .....Adding YOGURT in my CAKE..... The Official Peon of PakFuse - Lafanter is my Assistant | | Jul 17th, 2009, 08:10 pm | #16 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | acha.. sab log wilayat jana pasand karte hain.. woh waha keh log wilaitee hi huway naa.  yeah BTW.. where is BB ..?  | | | | | Jul 17th, 2009, 08:39 pm | #17 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | aap kahaan jana pasand kartay hain  BB is on some mission today | | | | | Jul 17th, 2009, 08:46 pm | #18 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | waha jaha koi na ho.. sirf may houn.. aur ....  | | | | | Jul 18th, 2009, 12:20 am | #19 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai
Oh, you are getting back in my good books now.
| ;blush; Shuker hai itni koshishon ke baad mai kaamyaab toh hoye !!! ab muft ke customer book mei bhi naam likh dein ;grin; Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel This is a heavenly idea for bairozgaars
| ;sigh; sahi kaha !!! Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel
or lets wait for BB... | jee jee BB zaroor apna experience share kareygi !!! Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala
yeah BTW.. where is BB ..?
| ;sigh; aaj saara din mouse kharaab tha ;bummer; Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel
BB is on some mission today | Imp mission ;winkey; ie. How to pataofy abbu to get a new mouse ;hehe; Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala waha jaha koi na ho.. sirf may houn.. aur .... | aur inkey do char langoor !!! | | | | | Jul 18th, 2009, 06:27 pm | #20 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji
;sigh; aaj saara din mouse kharaab tha ;bummer;
| Yeah,lagta hai yeh Mouse for Girls ! ka asar tha | | | | | Jul 19th, 2009, 02:12 am | #21 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | nai merey puraaney mouse ko pata chal gaya tha ki mujhey naya mouse gift me milney waala hai sara ke haan sey ;grin; | | | | | Jul 19th, 2009, 04:21 am | #22 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara | Yeh meri ID kis kay haath lag gayi? Posting bhi usi style mein shuru hogayi, hain? Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji nai merey puraaney mouse ko pata chal gaya tha ki mujhey naya mouse gift me milney waala hai sara ke haan sey ;grin; | Sara kay "haan" sey kuch nahin aanay wala, na hee Amabel kay "haan" sey kuch gift milnay wala hai. Kuch nahin aaye gaa kisi kay "haan" sey.
| | | | | Jul 19th, 2009, 06:17 am | #23 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Yeh meri ID kis kay haath lag gayi? Posting bhi usi style mein shuru hogayi, hain? | mainey toh pehley he predict ker liya tha ;winkey; Quote: | Sara kay "haan" sey kuch nahin aanay wala, na hee Amabel kay "haan" sey kuch gift milnay wala hai. Kuch nahin aaye gaa kisi kay "haan" sey. | ayega ayega !!! aapko nahi pata !!! aur ye double qoutes mei kyon likha hai ? | | | | | Jul 19th, 2009, 06:59 am | #24 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji mainey toh pehley he predict ker liya tha ;winkey; | Afsoos apni make-up ki umar ki sahih prediction nahin kar sakeen.  | | | | | Jul 19th, 2009, 07:02 am | #25 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | insaan hain..ghalti ho he jati hai ;sigh;
ab toh apkey make-up kerney ke umer hai...& yes...larkey bhi make-up kertey hain !!! | | | | | Jul 19th, 2009, 08:16 am | #26 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji nai merey puraaney mouse ko pata chal gaya tha ki mujhey naya mouse gift me milney waala hai sara ke haan sey ;grin; | Yeah, next year !  Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Yeh meri ID kis kay haath lag gayi? Posting bhi usi style mein shuru hogayi, hain? | I just posted the link, style khud ba khud follow hogayi ! Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Sara kay "haan" sey kuch nahin aanay wala, na hee Amabel kay "haan" sey kuch gift milnay wala hai. Kuch nahin aaye gaa kisi kay "haan" sey. | Main sochtee thi ki sirf meri Urdu hee kamzor hai ! Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji yes...larkey bhi make-up kertey hain !!! | Don't tell me ! | | | | | Jul 22nd, 2009, 03:31 am | #27 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Main sochtee thi ki sirf meri Urdu hee kamzor hai ! | MM ko nahi dekha kya?!!! oh yes they do !!! they even get facials ;hehe; | | | | | Jul 22nd, 2009, 05:45 am | #28 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji MM ko nahi dekha kya?!!! | Yeah,but now i know iam not the only one jiski Urdu kamzor hai Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji oh yes they do !!!
they even get facials ;hehe; | Yeah, but i don't think all men do that na | | | | | Jul 22nd, 2009, 06:30 pm | #29 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji ab toh apkey make-up kerney ke umer hai...& yes...larkey bhi make-up kertey hain !!! | Are you kidding, sheesh. We already feel and look handsome. *Aainay mein dekh kar saying touchwood handsome * Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji they even get facials ;hehe; | Aap kis neighborhood mein rehti hain. Quote: Originally Posted by sara Yeah,but now i know iam not the only one jiski Urdu kamzor hai | Koi aisi waisi kamzoor hai... | | | | | Jul 23rd, 2009, 06:52 am | #30 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara Yeah,but now i know iam not the only one jiski Urdu kamzor hai | meri sirf udru aur angraizi he kamzoor hai !!! zara Arbi suney toh meri ;grin; Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Are you kidding, sheesh. We already feel and look handsome. | pata hai !!! pata hai !!! ghalat fehmi subko hoo jaatee hai !!! Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai *Aainay mein dekh kar saying touchwood handsome* | heyn ;confused; Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Aap kis neighborhood mein rehti hain.
| seriously...the first time I saw was when I was waiting at the traffic signal & I just could not stop laughing !!! Cause I had no idea ke larkey bhi ye sub kertey hain !!! Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Koi aisi waisi kamzoor hai... | phir kaisi hai? ;raises eyebrow; | | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode |  Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
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