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Old Jul 13th, 2009, 10:01 pm   #1 (permalink)
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Employees of a Company are all worried. Some are roaming around. Some are in
loud discussions during office time.....
Some Trainees, who had just joined, notice this and inquire about what happened
to a senior employee, they ask, 'What's going on?'
'Terrorists have kidnapped our Boss'
They're asking for Rs.10 Crores ransom, otherwise they're going to
douse him with petrol and set him on fire.
We're going from desk to desk, taking up a collection.'
One Trainee asks, 'How much is everyone giving, on average?
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About 1/2 litre.
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Old Jul 13th, 2009, 10:50 pm   #2 (permalink)
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lol !!!

hum aur petro de saktey hain !!!
muft jo hai !!!
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Old Jul 13th, 2009, 10:58 pm   #3 (permalink)
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petro or b muft aap ka taluq kon se star se hay
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Old Jul 13th, 2009, 11:05 pm   #4 (permalink)
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buss !!!
humaarey unchey unchey haath hain !!!
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Old Jul 14th, 2009, 11:05 am   #5 (permalink)
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@ the joke !

Nice one, WHO !
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Old Jul 15th, 2009, 08:22 pm   #6 (permalink)
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Old Jul 15th, 2009, 09:09 pm   #7 (permalink)
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hhahah... nice..!!

I will provide kerosine..!! mitti ka tail..!! useful
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Old Jul 16th, 2009, 12:23 am   #8 (permalink)
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mitti ka tail aap paney paas he rakhain !!!
humey petrol ki zaroroat hai !!!
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Old Jul 16th, 2009, 02:54 pm   #9 (permalink)
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I am being pro-active.. aajkal petrol mehenga hai.. jo yeh sab jama kar rah ahay, kahi woh apni gari may daal keh vacation pe na chala jaye ..!
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Old Jul 16th, 2009, 11:22 pm   #10 (permalink)
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jama mai he ker rahi hoon ;grin;
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Old Jul 17th, 2009, 04:55 pm   #11 (permalink)
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phir mujhay pani milana paray gaa..!
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Old Jul 17th, 2009, 07:18 pm   #12 (permalink)
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Old Jul 17th, 2009, 08:01 pm   #13 (permalink)
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phir sab ko junglee constumes pehna keh fire keh gird dance karaingay..!!


oooooooooooooolalalalalalalalalallala oooooooooooooooooooo


like this...
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Old Jul 17th, 2009, 08:08 pm   #14 (permalink)
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phir sab ko junglee constumes pehna keh fire keh gird dance karaingay..!!


oooooooooooooolalalalalalalalalallala oooooooooooooooooooo


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Can we paint these stick figures blonde?
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Old Jul 17th, 2009, 08:24 pm   #15 (permalink)
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nope they are red indians..!!
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Old Jul 18th, 2009, 12:25 am   #16 (permalink)
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an we paint these stick figures blonde?
oye hello !!!
hur beywaqoof insaan Blonde nahi hoota ;honh;


*whispering* inko aisa kerna mainey he sikhaaya hai !!!


CW aapke paani sey kuch nai honey waala !!!
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Old Jul 18th, 2009, 02:31 am   #17 (permalink)
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CW aapke paani sey kuch nai honey waala !!!
Paani nahin hai, it's decaf.
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Old Jul 18th, 2009, 02:49 am   #18 (permalink)
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jhoot boley kawwa kaatey !!!
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Old Jul 18th, 2009, 06:04 pm   #19 (permalink)
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phir sab ko junglee constumes pehna keh fire keh gird dance karaingay..!!


oooooooooooooolalalalalalalalalallala oooooooooooooooooooo


like this...
Awww becharey boss !
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Old Jul 26th, 2009, 06:54 am   #20 (permalink)
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ab bhala boss bhi beycharey hooney lagey !!!
saarey ghalat logon ko aap beycharey samajhtee hain ;sigh;
*referring to soemthing else*
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Old Jul 26th, 2009, 07:03 am   #21 (permalink)
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^ Haan lekin jiss tarah CW karengey apney boss ke saath,toh woh becharey hee khelaingey na !

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saarey ghalat logon ko aap beycharey samajhtee hain ;sigh;
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Old Jul 26th, 2009, 07:13 am   #22 (permalink)
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merey "woh" lucky hain acha !!!
buss you ko nazar nahi aa raha !!!
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Old Jul 26th, 2009, 07:25 am   #23 (permalink)
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merey "woh" lucky hain acha !!!
buss you ko nazar nahi aa raha !!!
Woh hum sab ko nazar aaraha hai, with your plannings and all !
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meri nazroon sey dekhain !!!
sub saaf shaffaf nazar ayega !!!
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Aapki nazron se hum kaise dekh saktey hain !
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Achha kabhi hum sab aapke ''Woh'' se milengey,toh phir hum unhee se pooch leingey
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mai koe pagal nazar aa rahi hoon jo unsey milwaaongee !!!
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^ Hum khud hee mil lengey,jab Amabel unko dhoondh leingein !
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