| . |   Jul 13th, 2009, 09:59 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Feb 12th, 2009 - 07:11 pm Posts: 352 | Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
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Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else? .
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What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardarji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
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Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College
Banta : Really, what is he studing
Santa : No is not studying, they are Studying him.
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Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
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Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash? *********
blood test
Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?
1st Child: I came here for a blood test.
2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?
1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
At this, the second one started crying profusely.
The first one was astonished.
1st Child: Why are you crying now?
2nd Child: I came for a urine test !
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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the....
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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Sardar Ji calls Air India.
"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
Thank you." says the Sardar ji and hangs up..
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What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?
He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
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The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometres a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.
"What's the problem?" asked the doctor.
"I'm 2400 kms from home."
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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
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Little Johnny returned from school and told his father that he'd gotten an "F" in arithmetic.
"Why?" asked the father.
"The teacher asked me 'How much is 2 x 3?' I said '6,'" replied Johnny.
"But that's right!" exclaimed his father.
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3 x 2?'" explained Johnny.
"What the %@*!$'s the difference?" asked his father.
"That's what I said!!" replied Johnny.
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TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
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Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They
managed to get into a double-decker bus. Santa Singh
somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate
Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush was over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Banta Singh. He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the
seats in front with both hands, scared to death.
He says, "Arre Banta Singh ! What the heck's goin' on?
Why are you so scared ? I was enjoying my ride down
there ? Scared Banta replies. "Yeah, but you've got a
*driver.*"
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QATIL:- Koshish karna k umer Qaid ho, phansi na ho
Sardar Wakil: FIkr na karoo
After adalat
Qatil: kaya howa
Sardar Wakil:barhi mushkil se umer qaid hoi
Adalat to bari kar rahi thi
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"It is better to die with memories than to live with only dreams." "Sometimes love is for a moment, sometimes love is for a lifetime. Sometimes a moment is a lifetime."  | | Jul 14th, 2009, 11:20 am | #2 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by WHO  Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.. ----------------------------------------- The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometres a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.
"What's the problem?" asked the doctor.
"I'm 2400 kms from home."
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QATIL:- Koshish karna k umer Qaid ho, phansi na ho Sardar Wakil: FIkr na karoo After adalat Qatil: kaya howa
Sardar Wakil:barhi mushkil se umer qaid hoi
Adalat to bari kar rahi thi ******* |  Nice ones !  | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 12:10 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | I agree !!! | | | | | Jul 17th, 2009, 06:44 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 |  WHO! | | | | | Jul 17th, 2009, 07:49 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 |  nice...!!  oh my jabrra is hilling.. up and down..  <- like this | | |
It's hard to find a friend who's......
100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay! | | Jul 17th, 2009, 08:03 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | good ones Now bring some more  Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala oh my jabrra is hilling.. up and down.. <- like this | waisay in reality its not possible to hilaaying your jabra like this ->  | | |
oyiii .....Adding YOGURT in my CAKE..... The Official Peon of PakFuse - Lafanter is my Assistant | | Jul 17th, 2009, 08:08 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | ^ kyun..? to aap kiss tarha hasti hain  i think shayad naaak thumka thumka keh hasti hongee.. like a twitchy nose..! | | | | | Jul 17th, 2009, 08:11 pm | #8 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | theres no way one can hila the upper side of the face like -> bongay logs | | | | | Jul 17th, 2009, 08:20 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | yues u can..!! neechay ka jabra salamat rakho... aur upar ka jabra pooray head samait hilao upar ko..!! just like the emoticon.. possible kuriya everything is possible..!!  | | | | | Jul 17th, 2009, 08:25 pm | #10 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | it still doen't work like this -> apni tich button jaisi aankhein kholo aur ghor sey daikho awein mein maira dimagh na khaao  | | | | | Jul 17th, 2009, 08:27 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | tabhi kahoun may moun may sarri huwee bhejay ka taste kyun aaraha hai.. :yuck:  | | | | | Jul 17th, 2009, 08:32 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | wo tu "9 lakkha" ka taste hai..... aur 9 din puraana makhiyooN waala khaana khao  | | | | | Jul 17th, 2009, 08:45 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | hain.. u woh 9 din poraana khana khati ho..!  chee chee cheee... lo aaj tumko may poora biscoot deta houn.. taza.. chai keh saath kha lo..  | | | | | Jul 17th, 2009, 08:47 pm | #14 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | oyii la poora ka poora biscoot  uddi uddi jawaan hawa dey naaal  | | | | | Jul 18th, 2009, 12:13 am | #15 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | NOT FAIR !!!
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