| . |   Jul 12th, 2009, 10:54 am | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | A thief was caught and produced before a judge. "I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times," the judge said. "Yes, your honour," the suspect replied. "What did you steal?" the judge asked. "I stole a dress, your honour," replied the suspect. "One dress?" the judge bellowed. "But you have admitted to breaking in four times." "Yes, your honour," sighed the suspect, "but the first three times my wife didn’t like the colour."  |  |  | | Jul 12th, 2009, 10:06 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | now this is a truly thoughtful husband !!! ;grin; | | | | | Jul 13th, 2009, 02:32 am | #3 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | What do you mean, thief was "produced" before the judge? It sounds like the thief was a piece of evidence. ( PS: The 4 dresses could be for four different people. Doesn't have to be just one.  ) | | | | | Jul 13th, 2009, 10:57 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | ( PS: The 4 dresses could be for four different people. Doesn't have to be just one. ) | oh oh !!! bhabi call lagaani he pareygi !!! | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 11:08 am | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai  What do you mean, thief was "produced" before the judge? It sounds like the thief was a piece of evidence. ( PS: The 4 dresses could be for four different people. Doesn't have to be just one. ) | I think the wife was standing there outside the dress shop waiting for her husband as the husband went and stole those dresses.So there was no chance  | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 11:30 am | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | experienced haan !!! | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 11:36 am | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ No, i was talking by my imagination !  | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 12:08 pm | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | *ahem* | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 12:11 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ Jee ? | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 12:14 pm | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | mai kuch sooch rahi thee ;winkey; | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 12:15 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ Kya soch rahein theen aap ? | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 12:16 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ab woh bata diya toh aap side nahi dainge na !!! | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 12:20 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Koi baat nahin, bata dein, let me see what our blonde was thinking ! | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 12:25 pm | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | phir sey aap dosrey side chali jaainge !!!
me ko pata hai !!! | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 12:28 pm | #15 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 12:33 pm | #16 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | aur nai toh kya !!!
aapki "loyalty to Blonde " pe abhi shak hai humey !!! | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 12:39 pm | #17 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ Ab main kya keh sakti hoon ?  | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 12:43 pm | #18 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | aww
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aap bina kahey sub keh deti hain ;grin; | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 12:46 pm | #19 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji aww
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aap bina kahey sub keh deti hain ;grin; | lol !  Mazaaq urha rahein hain ya tareef kar rahein hain ?  | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 01:42 pm | #20 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | mai toh ache sense mei keh rahi thee !!! | | | | | Jul 15th, 2009, 08:20 pm | #21 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 |  so did the wife get that dress or did the judge confiscate it?. Sara, use your imagination and let me know  | | |
oyiii .....Adding YOGURT in my CAKE..... The Official Peon of PakFuse - Lafanter is my Assistant | | Jul 17th, 2009, 04:59 pm | #22 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 |  yeah I was wondering about the "produced" stuff too.!? its like a makhi was caught and then they produced one more out of the capture makhi..! so wierd...  | | |
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100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay! | | Jul 17th, 2009, 07:22 pm | #23 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji phir sey aap dosrey side chali jaainge !!!
me ko pata hai !!! | Doosri side bhi aapki hee side hai Jee. *referring to weight scales*  Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji aap bina kahey sub keh deti hain ;grin; | I know.  Quote: Originally Posted by sara I think the wives were standing there outside the dress shop waiting for her husband as the husband went and stole those dresses. | Corrected. | | | | | Jul 18th, 2009, 12:31 am | #24 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: Doosri side bhi aapki hee side hai Jee.
*referring to weight scales* | *ignoring the last line* Jee nahi !!! hum apney side ko bohot loyal hain !!! | | | | | Jul 18th, 2009, 02:33 am | #25 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji *ignoring this line from the post*
Jee nahi !!!
hum apney side ko bohot loyal hain !!! | Kiya baat hai, buhat aadat daali hui hai scales per khardhay honay ki. | | | | | Jul 18th, 2009, 02:56 am | #26 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | woh toh hai ;grin;
hur khaaney ke bad scale pe khari hoo jaatee hon ;hehe;
calories kum hoti hain ;grin; | | | | | Jul 18th, 2009, 02:58 am | #27 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji Plate mein sey calories kum hoti hain ;grin; | Minor correction.  | | | | | Jul 18th, 2009, 03:01 am | #28 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | humaare plate humey duaain deti hogi ;grin; | | | | | Jul 18th, 2009, 03:05 am | #29 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji humaare plate humey duaain deti hogi ;grin; | Plate ki chorein, weight scale ka bataana shuru karein. | | | | | Jul 18th, 2009, 03:08 am | #30 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Weight scale bhi khush hai kyon ki hum uski maximum efficiency test kertey hain !!!
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