sara

Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in a city. They managed to get into a double-decker bus. Banta Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Santa got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush is over, Banta went upstairs to see friend Santa Singh. He met Santa in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, "Arree Santa Singh ! What the heck's goin' on? Why are you so scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there ? Scared Santa replies. "Yeah, but you've got a driver."

Blonde Baji

One of my friends said the same when she went to her home country for a vacation.
she was kidding But the other passengers thought she was serious.