| . |   Jul 10th, 2009, 07:15 am | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | When she says something she des not always mean that !!! so be careful !!! Quote: | "Yes" = No "No"= Yes
"Maybe" = No "I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry "We need" = I want "It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now "Sure... go ahead" = I don't want you to "I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron! "We need to talk" = I need to complain
"This kitchen is so inconvenient" = I want a new house
"I want new curtains" = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper... "I heard a noise" = I noticed you were almost asleep "Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive "How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're really not going to like "I'll be ready in a minute" = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
"You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me "Are you listening to me!?" = [Too late, you're dead] "Do what you want." = You'll pay for this later | .. |  |
Last edited by Blonde Baji; Jul 10th, 2009 at 07:20 am.  | | Jul 10th, 2009, 07:48 am | #2 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Hmmm, true ?  Don't really think so !  | | | | | Jul 10th, 2009, 08:17 am | #3 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | yea it is kinda true sometimes  but guys have special english with exclusive meanings too | | |
oyiii .....Adding YOGURT in my CAKE..... The Official Peon of PakFuse - Lafanter is my Assistant | | Jul 10th, 2009, 04:20 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Lets find out larkon ke english kya hai !!!
baad mei kaam ayega naw ;winkey; | | | | | Jul 10th, 2009, 04:43 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ Then search that and post here ! | | | | | Jul 10th, 2009, 04:47 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | abhi mood nahi hei search kerney ka ;sigh; | | | | | Jul 11th, 2009, 06:41 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | "I'll be ready in a minute"...more like two hours looking in the mirror.  (PS: Mood to tub baney gaa jub koi thread mein aaye gaa. Ab subkay mood ban jaayengey. ) | | | | | Jul 11th, 2009, 09:48 pm | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | "I'll be ready in a minute"...more like two hours looking in the mirror. | experience speaks volumes !!! Quote: | (PS: Mood to tub baney gaa jub koi thread mein aaye gaa. Ab subkay mood ban jaayengey. ) | moun miya mithou !!! | | | | | Jul 11th, 2009, 11:47 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji  experience speaks volumes !!! | Aapkay "volume" ki baat nahin kar rahey hum log.  Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji moun miya mithou !!! | Khabardaar jo merey totay ko kuch bola.  | | | | | Jul 12th, 2009, 03:41 am | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Aapkay "volume" ki baat nahin kar rahey hum log | ;snoota; mera loudspeaker bhi kisi ne ley liya hai !!! Quote: | Khabardaar jo merey totay ko kuch bola. | woh tota toh urr gaya !!! | | | | | Jul 12th, 2009, 03:45 am | #11 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji ;snoota;
mera loudspeaker bhi kisi ne ley liya hai !!! | Aapkay visitor message mein eik loud speaker laga hua hai. Dekh bhaal kar chalna parta hai. Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji woh tota toh urr gaya !!! | I taught him how to fly for a week.  | | | | | Jul 12th, 2009, 04:24 am | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Aapkay visitor message mein eik loud speaker laga hua hai. Dekh bhaal kar chalna parta hai. | doosron ke cheezain nahi parhtey ;snoota; Quote: | I taught him how to fly for a week. | haila !!! uss key baad feathers kaat diye ;sigh; *calling animal rights waaley loog* Amabel haazir hoing !!! | | | | | Jul 12th, 2009, 05:01 am | #13 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji doosron ke cheezain nahi parhtey ;snoota; | Loud speaker to band kar diya karein communication sey pehley. Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji haila !!!
uss key baad feathers kaat diye ;sigh; | Pehley kaatey thay, uraanay sey pehley.  | | | | | Jul 12th, 2009, 05:06 am | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Loud speaker to band kar diya karein communication sey pehley. | aap apni aankhein band ker liya karain !!! Quote: | Pehley kaatey thay, uraanay sey pehley. | iss dafa animal rights waaley jidge ko kitna khilaaingey ;raises eyebrow; | | | | | Jul 12th, 2009, 05:11 am | #15 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji aap apni aankhein band ker liya karain !!! | Hamaray paas X-ray vision nahin hai. Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji iss dafa animal rights waaley jidge ko kitna khilaaingey ;raises eyebrow; | Woh to wakeel pe depend karta hai. | | | | | Jul 12th, 2009, 05:16 am | #16 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Woh to wakeel pe depend karta hai. | E-90 chalaeyga ;grin; | | | | | Jul 12th, 2009, 07:04 am | #17 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Khabardaar jo merey totay ko kuch bola. |  spelling? I was reading it as TauTTay (pieces) MM ney kahin aap per phoonk tu nai maari thi?  Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji *calling animal rights waaley loog*
Amabel haazir hoing !!! | hazar janaab  mujhey kuch dallars dikhaao tu mai kaam shuru karooN  | | | | | Jul 12th, 2009, 09:47 pm | #18 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | spelling? I was reading it as TauTTay (pieces) | ha !!! this time I read it correct ;grin; Quote: | MM ney kahin aap per phoonk tu nai maari thi? | nahi !!! unsey phunka hua paani phaink diya inke uper !!! Quote: | mujhey kuch dallars dikhaao tu mai kaam shuru karooN | aap befiker hoo key kaam shuru karain !!! hum maheeney ke end tuk dallars bhi dikha daingey !!! hum kuch logon ki tarah nahi hain *looking at someone accusingly* | | | | | Jul 13th, 2009, 02:27 am | #19 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel mujhey kuch dallars dikhaao tu mai kaam shuru karooN | Arey Amabel, kitni arsaa hogaya bairozgaari line mein khardhey hue kay aap dollar ki shakal hee bhool gayin? | | | | | Jul 13th, 2009, 11:06 pm | #20 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;sigh;
jaley pe namak chirakna !!!
*patting amabel* | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 06:10 am | #21 (permalink) | | ~ Khavab ki Surat ~
Winner: Best Profile Competition, May 2009 Join Date: Jan 19th, 2009 - 06:08 am Posts: 1,416 |  yaha kea hoing | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 06:17 am | #22 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | yahan MM rooing !!! | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 10:59 am | #23 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by *Masoom Muskaan* yaha kea hoing | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji yahan MM rooing !!! | Aww, a smart reply by our blonde ! | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 11:35 am | #24 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | & those 2 words were not supposed to be in a sentence !!! but i'm an exception na ;grin; | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 11:42 am | #25 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ Yeah, sometimes happens !  | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 11:58 am | #26 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | umm
you side me from now on remember !!! | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 12:02 pm | #27 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ Haan wohi toh ker rahi thi ! | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 12:03 pm | #28 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | aisey koe kerta hai ;sigh;
phir toh Allah khair karey mera !!! | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 12:06 pm | #29 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | You're not happy even when iam siding you !  | | | | | Jul 14th, 2009, 12:09 pm | #30 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | iss tarah ke siding !!!
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