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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 07:31 pm   #1 (permalink)
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A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the manager and asks, "Do you have any small note-books?"
"Sorry," says the manager. "We're all out."
The woman shrugs, and asks, "Well, do you have any mechanical pencils?"
"Nope, don't have that either," says the manager.
The woman feels her stomach rumbling and asks, "Do you have Doritos? Nachos?"
The manager shrugs, "Sorry."
"Hmmph. How about Chapstick?" says the woman.
"Nope. Don't have that."
"My God!" the woman shouts, "If you don't have anything, you should close the damn store!"
The manager shrugs, "Don't have the key."
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 08:49 pm   #2 (permalink)
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Wuh bhi kahiN Mod tou nahi
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^ Mod key pass key nahin hota hai kya ?
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 09:05 pm   #5 (permalink)
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^ Kya dekh rahi hain ?
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 09:09 pm   #8 (permalink)
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Should this key be used ?
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 09:30 pm   #10 (permalink)
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 09:32 pm   #11 (permalink)
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^ Very smart !
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Old Jul 8th, 2009, 09:37 pm   #12 (permalink)
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Old Jul 9th, 2009, 01:55 am   #13 (permalink)
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mainey DB sey key borrow ke hai !!!
use karoon kya ?!!! *evil grin*
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*ahem*
the same key jisko aap loog dhoond rahey hain !!!
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Woh DB ke hee paas hai, he wouldn't give it away to you !
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Old Jul 10th, 2009, 05:22 pm   #17 (permalink)
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arey !!!
sirf borrow he kiya hai !!!
humeysha ke liye nahi liya !!!
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Old Jul 10th, 2009, 05:34 pm   #18 (permalink)
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He wouldn't lend it to you !
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Old Jul 10th, 2009, 05:46 pm   #19 (permalink)
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aapko kaisey pata? ;raises eyebrow;
kaheen aapko toh nahi diya?'sooching;
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Old Jul 10th, 2009, 05:56 pm   #21 (permalink)
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sur dard ho jayega ;bummer;

you ko toh yahi chhaiye ;aankhon mei aanso aaying;
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Aww,how concerned !
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oye !!!

pyaaz kaatney ke wajah sey ;winkey;
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Hmmm, i see !
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Old Jul 11th, 2009, 07:45 pm   #25 (permalink)
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Woh DB key hee pass hai
Read it.
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arey !!!
sirf borrow he kiya hai !!!
humeysha ke liye nahi liya !!!
What is it used for again?
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Old Jul 11th, 2009, 08:35 pm   #26 (permalink)
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Corrected it !
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DB kisi sey dur ke ab naatak ker rahey hain !!!

ofcourse you know what its used for !!!
tabhi toh dee thee mujhey !!!
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Old Jul 11th, 2009, 10:45 pm   #28 (permalink)
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DB kisi sey dur ke ab naatak ker rahey hain !!!
Kis sey dur ker ?

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ofcourse you know what its used for !!!
tabhi toh dee thee mujhey !!!
Aww BB and her imagination !
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Aww BB and her imagination !
sooch lain jo soochna hai !!!
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Old Jul 12th, 2009, 01:11 am   #30 (permalink)
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Corrected it !
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DB kisi sey dur ke ab naatak ker rahey hain !!!

ofcourse you know what its used for !!!
tabhi toh dee thee mujhey !!!
Too funny.
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