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Gabber: Kitne Aadmi they?
Sambha: Sarkar Do,
Gabber: Mujhe ginti nahin aati. Do kitne hotey hain?
Sambha: Sarkar Do Ek ke baad aata hai.
Gabber : Aur Do ke pehle?
Sambha: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai.
Gabber: To beech mein kaun aata hai?
Sambha: Beech mein koi nahin aata.
Gabber: To fir Dono ek saath kyon nahin atey?
Sambha: Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai, kyonki Do ek se bada hai.
Gabber: Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada hai?
Sambha: Do ek se Ek bada hai?
Gabber: Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek ek se kitna bada hai?
Sambha: Sarkar, Maine tumhara namak khaya hai, mujhe goli mar do.

Amabel

a classic one

It reminds me of Umer Shareef's stage drama back in 90s. His style of dialogue delivery was hilarious.

Blonde Baji

I dont know why I dont like comedians much !!!
dont know much about umer sharif . but bro keeps praising him.