| . |   Jul 7th, 2009, 08:54 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to him.
Teacher:Pappu, join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.
Pappu: (thinking for a while) I saw a dead body cycling to school. | .. |  |  | | Jul 7th, 2009, 08:55 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | lol ! Just imagine a dead body cycling !  | | | | | Jul 7th, 2009, 09:42 pm | #3 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:14 pm Posts: 1,009 | :-d | | |
hum ney kaanToN ko bhi narmi sey chhuwa hey aksarlog be-dard heiN phooloN ko massal detey heiN | | Jul 8th, 2009, 07:34 am | #4 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 03:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Pappu should be my english teacher  | | |
oyiii .....Adding YOGURT in my CAKE..... The Official Peon of PakFuse - Lafanter is my Assistant | | Jul 9th, 2009, 01:56 am | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ok
Then I am eligible too !!! | | | | | Jul 11th, 2009, 07:10 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 06:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Wait, is that not proper English?  It doesn't really have grammatical errors, does it? | | | | | Jul 11th, 2009, 08:19 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ Are you ready for English classes ?  Yeah that's grammatically correct, but he just changed its entire meaning ! | | | | | Jul 11th, 2009, 11:12 pm | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | aaj DB proved he is a smart sardar !!! | | | | | Jul 12th, 2009, 12:58 am | #9 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 06:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara  ^ Are you ready for English classes ? Yeah that's grammatically correct, but he just changed its entire meaning ! | Then I am not ready for any classes.  (PS: If it comes with "something" in-between the lessons - remember what it was - then surely surely )  Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji aaj DB proved he is a smart sardar !!! | Aapnay to aaj tuk smart blonde prove kar kay nahin dikhaaya, mein nay socha mein pehal kar loon. | | | | | Jul 12th, 2009, 04:25 am | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | me ko prove kerney ke zaroorat nahi hai !!!
my actions speak volumes !!! | | | | | Jul 12th, 2009, 04:38 am | #11 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 06:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji me ko prove kerney ke zaroorat nahi hai !!!
my actions speak volumes !!! | Suna hai jitna volume yahan bardha hua hai us sey aadhi awaaz to ghar mein nahin nikalti. | | | | | Jul 12th, 2009, 05:33 am | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | zara uncha suntey hain shayad aap !!! | | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode |  Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
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