| . |   Jul 7th, 2009, 07:05 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
DB: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
DB: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
DB: Because that proves that I have a brain! | .. |  |  | | Jul 7th, 2009, 07:32 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | | | | | | Jul 7th, 2009, 07:35 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ab kya ?!!!
aapko sirf ulti seedhe shaklain he banaani aati hain !!! | | | | | Jul 7th, 2009, 07:45 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ Why did you mention DB's name ?  | | | | | Jul 7th, 2009, 07:48 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | phir aapka likhtee kya ?!!!
;snoota; | | | | | Jul 7th, 2009, 07:50 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ No thanks ! Sardar hee likh deti ! | | | | | Jul 7th, 2009, 07:50 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Nah !!!
Personal touch na rehta na ;winkey;
Where is Amabel when you need her !!! | | | | | Jul 7th, 2009, 07:53 pm | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ Why are you remembering Amabel ?  | | | | | Jul 7th, 2009, 07:59 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | wanted her to see whats going on...shayad unka Dr Watson sense kuch detect ker lay ;winkey; | | | | | Jul 7th, 2009, 08:28 pm | #10 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 11:14 am Posts: 1,009 | :-d | | |
hum ney kaanToN ko bhi narmi sey chhuwa hey aksarlog be-dard heiN phooloN ko massal detey heiN | | Jul 8th, 2009, 06:45 am | #11 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Quote: Originally Posted by Bechain Bhoot  aapko sirf ulti seedhe shaklain he banaani aati hain !!! | bani banaai shakal ka kuch nai ho sakta. ab tu isi per guzaara karna ho ga........ Sara ko  *am I gonna be banned from jokes forum now?* Quote: Originally Posted by sara ^ Why did you mention DB's name ? | *coughs* | | |
oyiii .....Adding YOGURT in my CAKE..... The Official Peon of PakFuse - Lafanter is my Assistant | | Jul 8th, 2009, 06:50 am | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel bani banaai shakal ka kuch nai ho sakta. ab tu isi per guzaara karna ho ga........ Sara ko *am I gonna be banned from jokes forum now?* | Meri shakal bahut achhi hai !  Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel *coughs* | Cough syrup lein !  | | | | | Jul 8th, 2009, 06:52 am | #13 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Do I really need a cough syrup | | | | | Jul 8th, 2009, 06:55 am | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ Because you were coughing na so i thought aapko khansee hogi | | | | | Jul 8th, 2009, 07:04 am | #15 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | hang on. let me cough a few more times..... | | | | | Jul 8th, 2009, 07:06 am | #16 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ Take your time ! | | | | | Jul 8th, 2009, 07:10 am | #17 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | and why do you want me to do that | | | | | Jul 8th, 2009, 07:15 am | #18 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ So that you can cough easily a few more times ! | | | | | Jul 8th, 2009, 07:23 am | #19 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | why are we discussing something that helps spreading germs  | | | | | Jul 8th, 2009, 07:26 am | #20 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ Because you started it by coughing ! | | | | | Jul 8th, 2009, 07:40 am | #21 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | and you just followed...  | | | | | Jul 8th, 2009, 07:44 am | #22 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ I just gave you friendly advice ! | | | | | Jul 8th, 2009, 07:47 am | #23 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | and what do you really mean by "friendly advice"? this thread has become suspicious. I hereby request to close it  | | | | | Jul 8th, 2009, 07:51 am | #24 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel and what do you really mean by "friendly advice"? | To take cough syrup  Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel this thread has become suspicious. I hereby request to close it | What do you mean by "has become suspicious?" | | | | | Jul 9th, 2009, 01:34 am | #25 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | are you both spreading Flu ?!!! | | | | | Jul 9th, 2009, 02:51 pm | #26 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ Not me, only Amabel ! | | | | | Jul 11th, 2009, 06:27 pm | #27 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | @ everyone. Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji Shayad unka Dr Watson sense kuch detect ker lay ;winkey; | Unka Dr. Watson aaj kul unemployment line mein khardha hua hai. | | | | | Jul 11th, 2009, 10:02 pm | #28 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Unka Dr. Watson aaj kul unemployment line mein khardha hua hai. | haan !!! shayad isi liye itni achi story yahaan chal rahi hai aur unko uska ilm bhi nahi ;sigh; | | | | | Jul 11th, 2009, 10:20 pm | #29 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji haan !!!
shayad isi liye itni achi story yahaan chal rahi hai aur unko uska ilm bhi nahi ;sigh; | Kaisi story ? | | | | | Jul 11th, 2009, 10:23 pm | #30 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | wahi jo mujhey nazar aa rahi hai ;winkey; | | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode |  Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
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