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Old Jul 7th, 2009, 06:30 pm   #1 (permalink)
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A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. “How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop assistant.
In a manner she responds, “Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395.00.”

The guy asks, “Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others?”
“That’s obvious,” the assistant states, “Divorced Barbie comes with Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture…..”
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Old Jul 7th, 2009, 06:32 pm   #2 (permalink)
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Old Jul 9th, 2009, 02:39 am   #3 (permalink)
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Old Jul 9th, 2009, 03:49 pm   #4 (permalink)
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Old Jul 9th, 2009, 11:03 pm   #5 (permalink)
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tha was supposed to be "shaklain" as in faces !!!
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Old Jul 11th, 2009, 07:29 pm   #6 (permalink)
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Divorced Barbie, not needed. I will take Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95.
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Old Jul 11th, 2009, 10:57 pm   #7 (permalink)
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che che !!!
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oye hello !!!
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