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May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Its not that funny but good enough... 12. CEO’s are now playing minigolf. 11. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. 10. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.  9. Hotwheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading higher than GM in the stock market. 8. Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package. 7. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer. 6. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning their children’s names. 5. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty. 4. People in Africa are donating money to Americans. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, “finish your plate; do you know how many kids are starving inAmerica?” 3. Motel Six won’t leave the lights on. 2. The Mafia is laying off judges. 1. If the bank returns your check marked as “insufficient funds,” you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.  |  |
oyiii .....Adding YOGURT in my CAKE..... The Official Peon of PakFuse - Lafanter is my Assistant  | | Jul 2nd, 2009, 11:01 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | If the bank returns your check marked as “insufficient funds,” you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them. |  | | | | | Jul 6th, 2009, 05:52 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel  10. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank. | Does anyone see the irony in this? This is just Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel 9. Hotwheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading higher than GM in the stock market.
8. Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package. |  | | | | | Jul 6th, 2009, 06:21 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Does anyone see the irony in this? This is just | I see ke kaash ke mere saath aisa ho !!! | | | | | Jul 6th, 2009, 06:58 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Bechain Bhoot I see ke kaash ke mere saath aisa ho !!! | Looks like Amabel and CW are the only ones who know what I am referring to.  | | | | | Jul 6th, 2009, 07:01 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;sigh;
toh sahi sey explain kerna chahiye na !!!
hum Bachon ko kaisey samajh ayega !!!
*referrign to the other thread* | | | | | Jul 6th, 2009, 07:03 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Bechain Bhoot hum Bachon ko kaisey samajh ayega !!!
*referring to the other thread* | Koi zaroorat nahin hai ab. 20 + 20 lag chuka hai aapka.  | | | | | Jul 6th, 2009, 07:19 pm | #8 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Does anyone see the irony in this? This is just | I also see irony in BB's comment  Quote: Originally Posted by Bechain Bhoot I see ke kaash ke mere saath aisa ho !!! |  | | | | | Jul 6th, 2009, 07:24 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel | Arey Amabel, let the big brother give her the TARP money. No one can get out of that.  | | | | | Jul 6th, 2009, 07:28 pm | #10 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Arey Amabel, let the big brother give her the TARP money. No one can get out of that. | Hatred in your comment is so obvious here  I thought you liked her waisay I may need some percentage of it too | | | | | Jul 6th, 2009, 07:37 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel I also see irony in BB's comment
| umm what irony ?!!! Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Arey Amabel, let the big brother give her the TARP money. No one can get out of that. | what money? please humaari language mei baat karain !!! Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel Hatred in your comment is so obvious here I thought you liked her | oho !!! woh nataak tha Amabel !!! Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel waisay I may need some percentage of it too | of what? PS:you both are confusing this little kid !!! | | | | | Jul 6th, 2009, 07:42 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Quote: Originally Posted by Bechain Bhoot PS:you both are confusing this little kid !!! | ......after all the wedding cakes, gowns, rings threads...... the kid is still little  TARP is US govt's relief program for financial institutions/banks where the govt purchases their troubled assets etc. | | | | | Jul 6th, 2009, 08:04 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | ......after all the wedding cakes, gowns, rings threads...... the kid is still little | ;blush; aur nahi toh kya !!! Quote: | TARP is US govt's relief program for financial institutions/banks where the govt purchases their troubled assets etc | ;sigh; abhi bhi nahi samjhi what DB was referring to ;sigh; | | | | | Jul 6th, 2009, 08:14 pm | #14 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Once these institutes get the assistance, they have to follow the strict rules etc. set by the govt. The chances are, these institutes can get stuck for years... | | | | | Jul 6th, 2009, 08:17 pm | #15 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | hmm | | | | | Jul 6th, 2009, 08:20 pm | #16 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | The conclusion is, DB is your enemy  *waiting for a fight b/w BB & DB*  | | | | | Jul 6th, 2009, 08:27 pm | #17 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | The conclusion is, DB is your enemy | old news !!! kuch naye taazi khabar sunaain !!! Quote: | *waiting for a fight b/w BB & DB* | we are Smart !!! sub ke saamney nahi lartey !!! so Conclusion:No WWF here Amabel ;winkey; | | | | | Jul 6th, 2009, 08:32 pm | #18 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | phir mairay paisay wapas karo  mujhey tu kaha gaya tha k yahan BB & DB ki laRai ho gi - dunday, jootiyaan, mukkay.... sub chalein gey | | | | | Jul 6th, 2009, 08:38 pm | #19 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | here you go !! Zaalim DB is hitting me with the chair !!!  aur shareef BB khamosh hai ;sigh; | | | | | Jul 6th, 2009, 09:12 pm | #20 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | No DB isn't zaalim That's someone else..aapko ghalat fehmi hai,BB ! | | | | | Jul 6th, 2009, 09:16 pm | #21 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | mujhey maar pit rahi hai ya aapko ?!!! | | | | | Jul 6th, 2009, 09:39 pm | #22 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel The conclusion is, DB is your enemy | She is still trying to get into DB's good side, so I must not be that bad.  Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel *waiting for a fight b/w BB & DB* | You see, this is how it goes: AB = Starting of alphabets BB = No comment CB DB = That's me  EB FB = Facebook GB HB = Happy Birthday (Continues...) Quote: Originally Posted by Bechain Bhoot here you go !! Zaalim DB is hitting me with the chair !!! aur shareef BB khamosh hai ;sigh; | That's the image of World Wildlife Fund, not World Wrestling Federation. *confusing the little kid* Quote: Originally Posted by sara No DB isn't zaalim That's someone else..aapko ghalat fehmi hai,BB ! | Eik sentence mein teen teen smileys. Quote: Originally Posted by Bechain Bhoot mujhey maar pit rahi hai ya aapko ?!!! | What about all those times you "virtually" hit me with your 6-inch heels? | | | | | Jul 6th, 2009, 09:47 pm | #23 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | understood half of DB's post !!! Quote: | *confusing the little kid* | hence proved !!! ki mai abhi bachi hoon !!! woh bhi masoom se ;grin; | | | | | Jul 6th, 2009, 09:49 pm | #24 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: You see, this is how it goes:
AB = Starting of alphabets
BB = Bari bahadur
CB
DB = That's me
EB
FB = Facebook
GB
HB = Happy Birthday | ... | | | | | Jul 6th, 2009, 10:04 pm | #25 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Bechain Bhoot ... | Choozay ki tarah bari bahadur. | | | | | Jul 6th, 2009, 10:13 pm | #26 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Choozay ki tarah bari bahadur. | bahadur toh tha na !!! | | | | | Jul 7th, 2009, 06:29 am | #27 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Quote: Originally Posted by Bechain Bhoot here you go !!
Zaalim DB is hitting me with the chair !!! | WWF Image sey 1 baat tu saabit hoi i.e. both, DB & BB are fat motay dhoos Quote: Originally Posted by sara No DB isn't zaalim That's someone else..aapko ghalat fehmi hai,BB ! | ahem Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai She is still trying to get into DB's good side, so I must not be that bad. | How bad are you  Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai You see, this is how it goes: AB = Starting of alphabets BB = No comment CB DB = That's me EB FB = Facebook GB HB = Happy Birthday (Continues...) | I think I better not say anything here  | | | | | Jul 7th, 2009, 06:40 am | #28 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | mainey pehley he bataaya tha ke mai moti hoon !!! Quote: | I think I better not say anything here | do say !!! freedom of expression hai yahaan !!! (it better be something good) | | | | | Jul 7th, 2009, 07:03 am | #29 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Quote: Originally Posted by Bechain Bhoot mainey pehley he bataaya tha ke mai moti hoon !!! | well in this case, you not only need to design the sleeves in those dresses but also change the dress size and I'm also worried about those sandles now. They not gonna fit motay motay paaon  | | | | | Jul 7th, 2009, 07:08 am | #30 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | well in this case, you not only need to design the sleeves in those dresses but also change the dress size | I will go on a Special diet na !!! phir dress size change kerney ki zarorat nahi pareygi !!! Quote: | and I'm also worried about those sandles now. They not gonna fit motay motay paaon | |Those are Strong sandals !!! PS: mai apna nick Bahadur bachi rakhon? | | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode |  Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
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