| . | Jul 1st, 2009, 12:56 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | An elderly couple would constantly argue about everything. The woman often ended the arguments by stating vociferously, "I'll dance on your grave! I'll dance on your grave!" Well, sure enough, the old geezer died first. His last request was that he be buried at sea. | | | Jul 1st, 2009, 01:42 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;sigh; | | | Jul 1st, 2009, 10:01 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | We never lose our thoughtfulness. | | | Jul 1st, 2009, 10:19 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | how thoughtful !!! daant peesing & saying "how thoughtful" hum beycharey khud apney pairon pe kulhaari maartey hain !!! | | | Jul 1st, 2009, 10:25 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Bechain Bhoot daant peesing & saying "how thoughtful" | Koi daant girey kay nahin? Quote: Originally Posted by Bechain Bhoot hum beycharey khud apney pairon pe kulhaari maartey hain !!! | You can't help it. You get more than us being just thoughtful. | | | Jul 1st, 2009, 10:28 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Quote: Originally Posted by Bechain Bhoot daant peesing & saying "how thoughtful" | I think you better go to the doctor  I've heard, daant peesing sometimes is related to stomach worms | | oyiii .....Adding YOGURT in my CAKE..... The Official Peon of PakFuse - Lafanter is my Assistant | Jul 1st, 2009, 10:30 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Koi daant girey kay nahin? | mai Colgate isstemaal kerti hoon ;honh; Quote: | You can't help it. You get more than us being just thoughtful. | the entire package mei flaws toh hoongey na ;bummer; beychari larkiyan !!! | | | Jul 1st, 2009, 10:37 pm | #8 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Bechain Bhoot mai Colgate isstemaal kerti hoon ;honh; | Chee chee. Generic toothpaste. Quote: Originally Posted by Bechain Bhoot the entire package mei flaws toh hoongey na ;bummer; beychari larkiyan !!! | We are the ones who have to live with your blonde flaws. Pity us. | | | Jul 1st, 2009, 10:44 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Chee chee. Generic toothpaste. | oye hello !!! CEO nahi hoon mai !! filhal toh amabel ke tarah jobless hoon ;masoom baning; Generic he isstemaal karoongi !!! gold plated tooth paste CEO banney ke baad issteemaal karoongi !!! Quote: | We are the ones who have to live with your blonde flaws. Pity us. | pity ker liya !!! ab tang kerney ke baari hai ;winkey; | | | Jul 1st, 2009, 10:46 pm | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by Bechain Bhoot pity ker liya !!! ab tang kerney ke baari hai ;winkey; | Hain ? | | | Jul 1st, 2009, 10:48 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Chee chee. Generic toothpaste. | and what do you use?  Armani toothpaste or Hussain Munjan? Quote: Originally Posted by Bechain Bhoot filhal toh amabel ke tarah jobless hoon ;masoom baning; | ahhhhh my friends  they remind me everyday........ | | | Jul 1st, 2009, 10:49 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | *ahem* | | | Jul 1st, 2009, 10:50 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | ahhhhh my friends they remind me everyday........ | humey bhi aapko dekh ke yaad aa jaata hai ki hum jobless hain !!! Quote: | and what do you use? Armani toothpaste or Hussain Munjan? | Swistar manjan !!! | | | Jul 1st, 2009, 10:54 pm | #14 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Quote: Originally Posted by Bechain Bhoot humey bhi aapko dekh ke yaad aa jaata hai ki hum jobless hain !!! | mairi shakal per itni ghurbat jhalakti hai kia Quote: Originally Posted by Bechain Bhoot Swistar manjan !!! | abay whats with this Swistar story | | | Jul 1st, 2009, 10:56 pm | #15 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel abay whats with this Swistar story  | | | | Jul 1st, 2009, 10:57 pm | #16 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | mairi shakal per itni ghurbat jhalakti hai kia | nahi baba !!! same same haalat hai hum dono ki !!! Quote: | abay whats with this Swistar story | PM mei bataaya toh tha na ;winkey; | | | Jul 1st, 2009, 10:59 pm | #17 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by Bechain Bhoot bata diya toh suspense nahi raheyga na ;winkey; | Do you know the swistar story ? | | | Jul 1st, 2009, 11:01 pm | #18 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Do you know the swistar story ? | mujhey kya kya pata hai iska ilm bhi nahi aapko ;winkey; | | | Jul 1st, 2009, 11:02 pm | #19 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ Nice khush fehmi | | | Jul 1st, 2009, 11:07 pm | #20 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | aapko khushfehmi hai !!! me ko PF ka sub kuch pata hai !!! *collar uchkaaying* | | | Jul 2nd, 2009, 03:02 am | #21 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | | | | Jul 2nd, 2009, 03:49 am | #22 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;smack; itni hansi kyon aa rahi hai aapko?!!! | | | Jul 2nd, 2009, 05:56 pm | #23 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Allah keh naam peh mere ko koi samjha de baba.. Aik joke ka sawal hai..!! phir may bhi nachounga..!! aisay | | It's hard to find a friend who's...... 100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay! | Jul 2nd, 2009, 08:16 pm | #24 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;smack; kya samajhna hai !!! mai samjhaaongi !!! but pehley poora biscuit !!! | | | Jul 2nd, 2009, 08:18 pm | #25 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | hamari muraadein poori karo. hamein Swistar story sunaao | | | Jul 2nd, 2009, 08:25 pm | #26 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | waito !!! swistar ke story baad mei sunaaonge !!! sub ko sunaaongi !!! thora sabr rakhain !!! | | | Jul 2nd, 2009, 09:04 pm | #27 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Quote: Originally Posted by Bechain Bhoot thora sabr rakhain !!! | kahan rakhein? | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes | Linear Mode | Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts HTML code is Off | | | All times are GMT. 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