| . |   Jun 30th, 2009, 10:14 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigarette... ? "
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Class teacher once said :
" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
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once urdu teacher said...."i'm going out of the World to america.."
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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."
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dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said
" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
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teacher in a furious mood...
write down ur name and father of ur name!!
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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
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"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
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"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"
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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
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"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"
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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..
"I understand. You understand.Computer how understand??
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Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..
"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away" | ... |  |  | | Jul 1st, 2009, 02:17 am | #2 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | | | | | | Jul 1st, 2009, 02:47 am | #3 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 |   "will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF" "why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!" | | |
oyiii .....Adding YOGURT in my CAKE..... The Official Peon of PakFuse - Lafanter is my Assistant | | Jul 1st, 2009, 12:19 pm | #4 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 11:14 am Posts: 1,009 | | | |
hum ney kaanToN ko bhi narmi sey chhuwa hey aksarlog be-dard heiN phooloN ko massal detey heiN | | Jul 1st, 2009, 12:24 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Angraizi ki taang thord dee  Hai na,DB ?  | | | | | Jul 1st, 2009, 09:59 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara  Angraizi ki taang thord dee Hai na,DB ? | You know I would say that. Don't even think about it.  | | | | | Jul 1st, 2009, 10:22 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;confused; | | | | | Jul 1st, 2009, 10:24 pm | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ Good !  | | | | | Jul 1st, 2009, 10:44 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | I got it !!! | | | | | Jul 1st, 2009, 10:47 pm | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Iam sure you didn't | | | | | Jul 1st, 2009, 10:49 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;smack;
how can you be so sure !!!
acha tell me what it meant phir mei bataaongi ki mainey wahi soochat ha ki nahi ;masoom baning; | | | | | Jul 1st, 2009, 10:50 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ Iam not the blonde here  | | | | | Jul 1st, 2009, 10:52 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Blonde ke friend toh hain !!! | | | | | Jul 1st, 2009, 10:54 pm | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Yeah, but that doesn't mean i possess the qualities of the blonde  | | | | | Jul 1st, 2009, 10:58 pm | #15 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Yeah, but that doesn't mean i possess the qualities of the blonde | Friend Friend sey he pehchaana jaata hai !!! | | | | | Jul 2nd, 2009, 12:35 am | #16 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | me laughing so hard keh me made a boo boo  | | |
It's hard to find a friend who's......
100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay! | | Jul 2nd, 2009, 12:37 am | #17 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | humaara ye puraana tareka hai daraaney ka !!!
we used to say "boo boo"
ab bachey iss sey bhi nahi dertey ;bummer; | | | | | Jul 2nd, 2009, 03:04 am | #18 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara Yeah, but that doesn't mean i possess the qualities of the blonde | | | | | | Jul 5th, 2009, 07:56 am | #19 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | | | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode |  Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
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