| . | Jun 29th, 2009, 09:10 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | One summer evening, they were playing cops and robbers in the back yard after dinner. One of the boys "shot" his father and yelled, "Bang! You're dead!" He slumped to the ground and when he didn't get up right away, a neighbor ran over to see if he had been hurt in the fall. When the neighbor bent over, the overworked father opened one eye and said, "Shhh. Don't give me away. It's the only chance I've had to rest all day." | | | Jun 29th, 2009, 09:13 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | awww poor guy | | oyiii .....Adding YOGURT in my CAKE..... The Official Peon of PakFuse - Lafanter is my Assistant | Jun 29th, 2009, 09:54 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;sigh; beychara !!! at times they deserve it !!! saarey saal ka kaam aik din karaingey toh yahi hoga na !!! | | | Jun 30th, 2009, 04:03 am | #4 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Bechain Bhoot at times they deserve it !!! saarey saal ka kaam aik din karaingey toh yahi hoga na !!! | Stay home and watch the kids. It's the only chance I get to rest all day (literally). | | | Jun 30th, 2009, 05:06 am | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Stay home and watch the kids. It's the only chance I get to rest all day (literally). | humaarey jaisey bachey huey toh forget the "rest all day" part !!! | | | Jun 30th, 2009, 08:03 am | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Stay home and watch the kids. It's the only chance I get to rest all day (literally). | What if the baby boys would turn out to be very naughty ? | | | Jun 30th, 2009, 07:03 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara What if the baby boys would turn out to be very naughty ?  | Don't switch the two. Bahanay sey change karnay ki zaroorat nahin hai. | | | Jun 30th, 2009, 07:48 pm | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Don't switch the two. Bahanay sey change karnay ki zaroorat nahin hai.  |  It will be this way only | | | Jun 30th, 2009, 09:25 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | heyn ? ;confused; | | | Jun 30th, 2009, 09:34 pm | #10 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara  It will be this way only  | Dhamkiyaan. ( PS: Look who is kabab mein haddi  ) | | | Jun 30th, 2009, 09:41 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | oye Hello !!! mai haddi nahi ban sakti !!! I can be a hadda | | | Jul 1st, 2009, 02:48 am | #12 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | ^ | | | Jul 1st, 2009, 11:25 am | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | lol @ BB Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Dhamkiyaan.  | Just not dhamkiyaan, you know Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai ( PS: Look who is kabab mein haddi  ) | As always ! | | Last edited by sara; Jul 1st, 2009 at 11:59 am. | Jul 1st, 2009, 01:43 pm | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | phir sey Edit !!! DB better not read the Edit this time !!! cause I cant read it !!! | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes | Linear Mode | Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts HTML code is Off | | | All times are GMT. The time now is 11:58 am. | |