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Old Jun 27th, 2009, 06:55 pm   #1 (permalink)
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Wife - at the dinner table - to Husband: I wanted to thank you for saving my life.
Husband: For saving your life? Explain that.
Wife: Last night I was leaving this World, I could not breathe, my body was not moving, my eyes were opened wide, and I was turning cold. I was almost dead.
Husband: And...
Wife: and you woke me up and I realized that was just a dream.
Husband: How foolish of me. I woke you up at wrong time.
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Old Jun 27th, 2009, 11:30 pm   #2 (permalink)
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Old Jun 29th, 2009, 03:18 am   #3 (permalink)
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Now that's a joke.

(PS: Wife could have snoozed and go to sleep. )
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Old Jun 29th, 2009, 05:38 pm   #4 (permalink)
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^ But she was saved after she woke up,so even if she had gone back to sleep,there was no chance of her dying
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Old Jun 30th, 2009, 03:55 am   #6 (permalink)
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But she was saved after she woke up,so even if she had gone back to sleep,there was no chance of her dying
And to think the husband could have spent a night out.
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