| . |   Jun 27th, 2009, 06:27 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Wife saw sign board Silk sari.Rs 8. Cotton sari.Rs 5. Banarsi sari Rs 10. Wife:"Give me Rs 500.I'll buy 50 sarees, Husband :Andhi yeh tou dhobi ki dukaan hai.  |  |  | | Jun 27th, 2009, 06:42 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;smack; sara !!!
you ney apney dhobi bhai ko nahi pehchana aur "un" sey paanch sau rupay bhi maang liye !!! | | | | | Jun 29th, 2009, 03:12 am | #3 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 |  ( PS: ) Looking forward to Sara's reply.  | | | | | Jun 29th, 2009, 05:46 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by Bechain Bhoot  ;smack; sara !!!
you ney apney dhobi bhai ko nahi pehchana aur "un" sey paanch sau rupay bhi maang liye !!! | How could i make mistake in recognizing DB ? It was some other couple who mistook DB's dhobi ghaat for clothes shop  Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai ( PS: ) Looking forward to Sara's reply. |  | | | | | Jun 29th, 2009, 08:35 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | good one. waisay dhobi-bhai baqi kapRon ka kia rate laitay hain?  | | |
oyiii .....Adding YOGURT in my CAKE..... The Official Peon of PakFuse - Lafanter is my Assistant | | Jun 30th, 2009, 03:53 am | #6 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara It was some other couple who mistook DB's dhobi ghaat for clothes shop | Clothes shop bhi to hai.  Aadha business is tarah to chalta hai. 
Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel waisay dhobi-bhai baqi kapRon ka kia rate laitay hain? | Depends, kapRay kaunsey hain...?  | | | | | Jun 30th, 2009, 05:03 am | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Sara jee !!! ab mistake ker dee hai toh safai na paish karain !!! DB waisey bhi free mai laundry karaingey !!! Quote: | waisay dhobi-bhai baqi kapRon ka kia rate laitay hain? | hum toh free waaley hain na !!! toh rate sey fark kya perta hai !!! Quote: | Clothes shop bhi to hai.Aadha business is tarah to chalta hai. | oho !!! pehley kyon nahi bataaya !!! toh ab humey party dresses bhi muft mai milaingey !!!;yipppeee; | | | | | Jun 30th, 2009, 05:13 am | #8 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Bechain Bhoot Sara jee !!!
ab mistake ker dee hai toh safai na paish karain !!! | Oye hello !!! Woh ghalti sey mistake ho gayi. Quote: Originally Posted by Bechain Bhoot hum toh free waaley hain na !!!
toh rate sey fark kya perta hai !!! | Unkay saamnay yeh bahaanay nahin chalengey. Quote: Originally Posted by Bechain Bhoot oho !!!
pehley kyon nahi bataaya !!!
toh ab humey party dresses bhi muft mai milaingey !!!;yipppeee; | Kyon nahin. Agar pyjama party mein bulaayengi to zaroor milengey. | | | | | Jun 30th, 2009, 05:19 am | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Oye hello !!! Woh ghalti sey mistake ho gayi. | Grammatical mistake in this sentence !!! Quote: | Unkay saamnay yeh bahaanay nahin chalengey. | kyon nahi !!! Quote: | Kyon nahin.Agar pyjama party mein bulaayengi to zaroor milengey. | pehli baat hum pyjama party dresses ke baat nahi bari bari shandaar party dresses muft mei laingey !!! doosri baat pyjama party only for girls !!! Boys ki no Entry !!! aap loog apni kaheen aur party ker lain ;honh; | | | | | Jun 30th, 2009, 05:36 am | #10 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Bechain Bhoot Grammatical mistake in this sentence !!! | Glad to know. Quote: Originally Posted by Bechain Bhoot kyon nahi !!! | Woh becharay us sey pehley hee crash hojaayengey.  Quote: Originally Posted by Bechain Bhoot pehli baat hum pyjama party dresses ke baat nahi bari bari shandaar party dresses muft mei laingey !!!
doosri baat pyjama party only for girls !!!
Boys ki no Entry !!!
aap loog apni kaheen aur party ker lain ;honh; | Pehli baat hum blondes kay double excel sizes nahin baichtay. Doosri baat mail-jole kay buhat faiday hain. Hum pyjamas pehan kar aayengey na. ( PS: Amabel ka pyjama kahan tha waisey Kallon ki tarah dressing ki hui thi poori ) | | | | | Jun 30th, 2009, 05:41 am | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Woh becharay us sey pehley hee crash hojaayengey. | ;smack; nahi na !!! woh real waaley hoongey ;blush; Quote: | Pehli baat hum blondes kay double excel sizes nahin baichtay. | hum dieting ker laingey !!! Quote: | Doosri baat mail-jole kay buhat faiday hain. | kya faidah app logon ki umer choti hoo jaye !!! Quote: | Hum pyjamas pehan kar aayengey na. | pyjamas pehen ker kaheen aur chalay jaain !!! humaarey paas itna khaana nahi hai aap logon ko bhi khilaain !!! muhalley bhar ke khaana khaaney key liye hum teen kaafi hain ;blush; Quote: | ( PS: Amabel ka pyjama kahan tha waisey Kallon ki tarah dressing ki hui thi poori) | woh coke gir gaya tha !!! aap he ke paas bheyja tha dhooney ke liye !!! | | | | | Jun 30th, 2009, 08:16 am | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Depends, kapRay kaunsey hain...? | I knew that would be the reply !  | | | | | Jun 30th, 2009, 08:17 am | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by Bechain Bhoot Sara jee !!!
ab mistake ker dee hai toh safai na paish karain !!!
DB waisey bhi free mai laundry karaingey !!!
| Awein safai paish kerna, that's not my habit  | | | | | Jun 30th, 2009, 04:47 pm | #14 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | ab samajh aayi k dhobi ghaat sey kuch kapRay ghaaib kyon hotay hain  Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Depends, kapRay kaunsey hain...? | koilay ki kaan mein kaam 500 mazdoor kaam kartay hain - un kay kapRay kuch homeless logooN key aur kuch chotay chotay bachooN key kaPray ju toilet trained nai hain | | | | | Jun 30th, 2009, 04:59 pm | #15 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel koilay ki kaan mein kaam 500 mazdoor kaam kartay hain - un kay kapRay kuch homeless logooN key aur kuch chotay chotay bachooN key kaPray ju toilet trained nai hain | Now what do you say about the charges,DB ? | | | | | Jun 30th, 2009, 07:11 pm | #16 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Bechain Bhoot ;smack; nahi na !!!
woh real waaley hoongey ;blush; | Real "waaley"......"hoongey"......? More than one?!!! Quote: Originally Posted by Bechain Bhoot hum dieting ker laingey !!! | Some things are not physically possible. Quote: Originally Posted by Bechain Bhoot kya faidah app logon ki umer choti hoo jaye !!! | You don't know the half of it. Quote: Originally Posted by sara I knew that would be the reply ! | Ab woh baat to sirf Sara ko patah hai. Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel ab samajh aayi k dhobi ghaat sey kuch kapRay ghaaib kyon hotay hain | Once you sign the waiver liability form, we are not responsible for the theft after clothes are washed. Of course hamaray saabunon ki shuhrat konay konay mein hai. Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel koilay ki kaan mein kaam 500 mazdoor kaam kartay hain - un kay kapRay kuch homeless logooN key aur kuch chotay chotay bachooN key kaPray ju toilet trained nai hain | Remind me to take you off my customer list next time you are anywhere near the ghaat. | | | | | Jun 30th, 2009, 08:43 pm | #17 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara Awein safai paish kerna, that's not my habit | *ahem* nazar aa raha hai !!! Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Real "waaley"......"hoongey"......? More than one?!!! | nahi !!! aik he !!! grammatical mistake thee !!! Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai
Some things are not physically possible.
| Aazmaya hua hai kya *raises eyebrow* Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai You don't know the half of it. | toh ab bata dain !!! Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Ab woh baat to sirf Sara ko patah hai. | haan !!! ab woh jo sagi hai hum toh sub sautele hai na ;snoota; Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Once you sign the waiver liability form, we are not responsible for the theft after clothes are washed. Of course hamaray saabunon ki shuhrat konay konay mein hai. | ab ye kaun sa koona hai !!! Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Remind me to take you off my customer list next time you are anywhere near the ghaat. | Fiker not Amabel !!! aik swistar bhijwa dain !!! on list hoo jainge !!! | | | | | Jun 30th, 2009, 09:15 pm | #18 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | | | |
Last edited by dhobi_bhai; Jun 30th, 2009 at 09:42 pm. | | Jun 30th, 2009, 09:22 pm | #19 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Haila !!!
Amabel you ney PM mei sahi kaha tha !!!
daal toh poori he kaali hai !!! | | | | | Jun 30th, 2009, 09:30 pm | #20 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Bechain Bhoot Haila !!!
Amabel you ney PM mei sahi kaha tha !!!
daal toh poori he kaali hai !!! | Amabel ko bhi apni kaali daalein khilanay per majboor kar diya. | | | | | Jun 30th, 2009, 09:37 pm | #21 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Amabel pehley sey he kaali daal khaati theen !!!
humney toh sirf masaaley ka izaafa kiya !!! | | | | | Jun 30th, 2009, 09:43 pm | #22 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;smack; ab amabel kaisey read kareygi jub you ney edit ker diya !!! | | | | | Jun 30th, 2009, 09:45 pm | #23 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Hamara maqsad sirf eik jagah roshni daalna tha. | | | | | Jun 30th, 2009, 09:49 pm | #24 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;smack;
sarey kiye karaye pey paani phair diya ;bummer;
PS: Now I can tell my version of what was in the Edit to amabel ;winkey; | | | | | Jul 1st, 2009, 02:42 am | #25 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Once you sign the waiver liability form, we are not responsible for the theft after clothes are washed. Of course hamaray saabunon ki shuhrat konay konay mein hai. | tu Laado Sabun aap ka hai  well the form didn't mention any of this. All it had was, "DB will buy us new clothes in this case" Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Remind me to take you off my customer list next time you are anywhere near the ghaat. | Why do I need to remind you  what happened to your own memory oooomer ka taqazaa? Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai | BB, where is your version of this story | | | | | Jul 1st, 2009, 05:53 am | #26 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel tu Laado Sabun aap ka hai
well the form didn't mention any of this. All it had was, "DB will buy us new clothes in this case" | muft mei kaprey milney toh thay na !!! Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel Why do I need to remind you what happened to your own memory oooomer ka taqazaa?
| ab unko sharminda na karain !!! * DB laal laal hooing ghussey(at amabel) sey* Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel BB, where is your version of this story | abhi soo key uthi hoon !!! version tayyar kerney mei time lagta hai na ;winkey; | | | | | Jul 1st, 2009, 11:23 am | #27 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | I hope Amabel won't believe in any BB's version of any story | | | | | Jul 1st, 2009, 01:44 pm | #28 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | oye hello !!!
Amabel ko ghalat ghalat baatain na sikhaain !!! | | | | | Jul 1st, 2009, 03:22 pm | #29 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Sikhaaney ki zaroorat nahin hai, Amabel is smart ! | | | | | Jul 1st, 2009, 03:29 pm | #30 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | mainey he smart banaya hai unko ;winkey; | | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode |  Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
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