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Old Jun 26th, 2009, 04:52 pm   #1 (permalink)
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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful ... CAREFUL!! Put in some more butter!! Oh my Gosh!! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!!
Turn them!! TURN THEM NOW!! We need more butter. Oh my Gosh!! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?!
They're going to STICK!! Careful ... CAREFUL!! be CAREFUL!! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never!! Turn them! HURRY UP!! Are you CRAZY? Have you lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.
Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!"

The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving".
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Old Jun 26th, 2009, 04:57 pm   #2 (permalink)
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We are so caring isiliye driving kertey waqt booltey hain ;honh;

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Old Jun 27th, 2009, 03:12 am   #4 (permalink)
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We are so caring isiliye driving kertey waqt booltey hain ;honh;

ungrateful husbands !!!
Oye hello !!! Nick badal gaya blondeness nahin gayi.
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Old Jun 27th, 2009, 03:18 am   #5 (permalink)
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puraani aadatain jaati nahi !!!
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couldn't agree more...... Some females do have this problem
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taking sides of the wrong side !!!
sara kaafi hai unn logon ka side leyney ke liye !!!
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Old Jun 29th, 2009, 09:59 pm   #8 (permalink)
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oye hello !!!

taking sides of the wrong side !!!
sara kaafi hai unn logon ka side leyney ke liye !!!
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Old Jun 30th, 2009, 04:11 am   #9 (permalink)
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oye hello !!!

taking sides of the wrong side !!!
sara kaafi hai unn logon ka side leyney ke liye !!!
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Oye hello !!! Kinn logon ki !!!

Sharafat ka zamaana hee nahin raha.
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Oye hello !!! Kinn logon ki !!!
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