| . |   Jun 23rd, 2009, 09:57 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: A newly wed girl was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner.
She was asked to give a little speech. She addressed as follows:
"My dear family members, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family",
"Firstly, with my presence I would not want to create any inconveniences by me being here. I mean that I don't want you all to change your way of life, your routine."
"What do you mean my child?" asked the patriarch of the family.
What I mean dad is:
Those who used to wash dishes must carry on washing them.
Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
Those who cooked shouldn't stop on my account.
Those who used to clean should clean.
As for me, I am here just to control your son | *ahem* |  |  | | Jun 23rd, 2009, 10:05 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | | | | | | Jun 23rd, 2009, 10:12 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;smack;
mai toh aapko future speech ke liye idea dey rahi thee !!!
;winkey; | | | | | Jun 24th, 2009, 08:45 am | #4 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 11:14 am Posts: 1,009 | bachi ko aesey idea na do  | | |
hum ney kaanToN ko bhi narmi sey chhuwa hey aksarlog be-dard heiN phooloN ko massal detey heiN | | Jun 24th, 2009, 09:57 am | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | woh bachi nahi shaitaan hai shaitan !!! | | | | | Jun 24th, 2009, 10:21 am | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji  ;smack;
mai toh aapko future speech ke liye idea dey rahi thee !!!
;winkey; | Yeh idea aap apnay pass hee rakhein  Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji woh bachi nahi shaitaan hai shaitan !!! | Kya Kaha ?  | | | | | Jun 24th, 2009, 11:24 am | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;sigh; such kerwa he hota hai !!! | | | | | Jun 24th, 2009, 11:27 am | #8 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 11:14 am Posts: 1,009 | sach meetha hota hey  | | | | | Jun 24th, 2009, 11:39 am | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | mai ney taste kiya hai !!!
aapney taste kiya kya? | | | | | Jun 24th, 2009, 11:45 am | #10 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 11:14 am Posts: 1,009 | haan  | | | | | Jun 24th, 2009, 11:50 am | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | you laal laal hoing matlab you jhoot booling !!! | | | | | Jun 24th, 2009, 12:01 pm | #12 (permalink) | | - Jheel Kinaarey - Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 11:14 am Posts: 1,009 | nahi mujhey kuch yaad aa geya tha iss liye meiN blush hoing | | | | | Jun 24th, 2009, 12:15 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | *ahem*ahem*
care to share !!! | | | | | Jun 24th, 2009, 01:54 pm | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | dont worry.. hum yeh sab change kar daygaa..!! woh mere contraol me hogi.. in a good way | | |
It's hard to find a friend who's......
100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay! | | Jun 24th, 2009, 02:26 pm | #15 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ^khushfehmi !!! | | | | | Jun 24th, 2009, 02:52 pm | #16 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | oh yeah..!!? such karwa hota hai  | | | | | Jun 24th, 2009, 03:10 pm | #17 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | | | | | | Jun 24th, 2009, 06:19 pm | #18 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | oho... kia baat hai..  wah wah.. very nice.. really ab apun ka mast item version parho.. : gham-e-duniya, apun say panga kyun liyaa re tere ko maloom nayi, apun Subramaniyam Raj Gopi waat laga day ga apun teri, oh ujray chamaan maa kasam, tera-ich haadi count karega yahee 1, 2, 3, 4.. bus apun ko aur ko aur count karne ka nahee.. pees daal salay ko..! **biri ko lighter say jala keh ghunda style may chaling**  :hot: | | | | | Jun 24th, 2009, 10:48 pm | #19 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;smack;
seedhi saadhi urdu kyon nahi booltey !!!
this sounds soooo ewww !!! | | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode |  Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
| | | All times are GMT. The time now is 11:24 am. | |
Café d´Fuse
Views @ Fuse
Laugh & Humor
Games & Sports
Image Collection
Audio Studio
Video Junction
Shayr-O-Shaairi
Religion & Spirituality
Philosophy & Ideology
Techie Corner
Feedback & Support Services
Meet Our Staff
