| . |   Jun 23rd, 2009, 10:46 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: Aik Sardar tha !!! jo mathematician bhi tha !!! (jee jee sardar bhi mathematician ho saktey hain)
aik din woh Mathemetician sardar khali plate ma roti dubo ker kha raha tha ….
Dost ney deykha toh pocha k tum kis k sath roti kha rahay ho..
sardar ne answer diya "abey pata nahi kya !!! mai aik mathematician hoon ! main ney daal suppose ki hue hai" | . |  |  | | Jun 24th, 2009, 08:10 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 06:00 am Posts: 1,792 | | | | | | Oct 25th, 2009, 11:05 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Aaeen-e-Nau say darnaa, tarz-e-Koh'n paY aRnaa
Manzil yehi KaThi'n hai, qoumoN kee zindagi maiN Join Date: Jan 1st, 1970 - 12:00 am Posts: 1,572 | LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!  | | |
ShaheeN Kaa JahaaN aur! :-)
PakFuse was NOT created in a single day. | | Oct 26th, 2009, 08:50 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | lolzzzzz kia yaad dila diyaa.>!! Suppose ..!! hahahahahahah :whistle: | | |
It's hard to find a friend who's......
100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay! | | Nov 16th, 2009, 10:48 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | it took u both 4 months to understand the joke *hehe* | | | | | Nov 17th, 2009, 05:47 am | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ That's what i was thinking  | | | | | Nov 17th, 2009, 11:14 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Geniuses think alike *blush*
*high five* | | | | | Nov 18th, 2009, 06:48 am | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^  | | | | | Nov 18th, 2009, 10:17 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | is tht ur eyes in teh pic sara? | | | | | Nov 19th, 2009, 04:02 pm | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ What do you think,BB?  | | | | | Nov 19th, 2009, 06:12 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | sara keh lashkaray .. lurak gaye larke saray  Sara kajal.. Sara Kajal.. tamaam kali balaain bachoun ki pohonch say door rakhay.. aur haath peh lag janay par garam tail may haath dho lain.. wazarat-e-soorma.. hukumate akhiyoun-keh-daylaat  BB. i just realized that yea its was 4 months old..! i know mera maths is  | | | | | Nov 19th, 2009, 09:54 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | sara i think now *hehe*
CW bohot jaldi realize kiya *hehe*
i knew u were a sardaar aaj aapne prove he ker diya | | | | | Nov 21st, 2009, 06:10 am | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala  sara keh lashkaray .. lurak gaye larke saray Sara kajal.. Sara Kajal.. tamaam kali balaain bachoun ki pohonch say door rakhay.. aur haath peh lag janay par garam tail may haath dho lain.. wazarat-e-soorma.. hukumate akhiyoun-keh-daylaat BB. i just realized that yea its was 4 months old..! i know mera maths is | its not that much kajal/surma  BTW,It's so difficult to understand what you write Please don't use such pure Urdu  | | | | | Nov 23rd, 2009, 10:54 pm | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | lollllllllllllllllllllll | | | | | Nov 24th, 2009, 02:17 pm | #15 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | | | | | | Nov 24th, 2009, 03:28 pm | #16 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji CW bohot jaldi realize kiya *hehe*
i knew u were a sardaar aaj aapne prove he ker diya | hain..? apun zara maths may dumb hai naa.. par sardar to us say bhi zada dumb hotay hain.. Quote: Originally Posted by sara its not that much kajal/surma BTW,It's so difficult to understand what you write Please don't use such pure Urdu | meri Urdu pure hai..!?  hai Allah.. may kidhar jaoun.. may kia karoun. uff.. x1000 **romal dantoun may lay kar chabaiying** waisay kia samajh nahe aaye.. me translate in ungrush..! BB.. seekho.. isse kehtay hain taareef.. woh bhi not mian mithu wali.. | | | | | Nov 24th, 2009, 04:14 pm | #17 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala hain..? apun zara maths may dumb hai naa.. par sardar to us say bhi zada dumb hotay hain.. meri Urdu pure hai..!? hai Allah.. may kidhar jaoun.. may kia karoun. uff.. x1000 **romal dantoun may lay kar chabaiying** waisay kia samajh nahe aaye.. me translate in ungrush..! BB.. seekho.. isse kehtay hain taareef.. woh bhi not mian mithu wali.. | To be honest,kuch bhi samajh nahin aaya,except of kajal/surma | | | | | Nov 24th, 2009, 07:59 pm | #18 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | ^ ok then.. let me make it clear in shair shayari..!! Based on song.. aankhain khuli ya ho band (Mohabbatein)... ahem..
Ek Sara thi deewani si...
kajal surma jama kartee thi
chappal utha keh, danda dikha keh,
dukandaroun ko loota kartee thee
chori chori chupke chupke...
beauty parlor jaya karti thee
aawaz badal keh, burkha pehn keh
waha bhi dakay dalti thee
jab bhi milti thi police rastay may
unsay poocha kartee thee
yeh kajal kaisay lagta hai...
or police walay haath jorr keh kehtay thay...
khopri khuli ho yaa ho band
soowee kajal may dubotay hain..
bottle may ghuma ghuma keh phir
aankhon may pirotay hian..
tuuru ruru rururu tu ruru ru ru  | | | | | Nov 26th, 2009, 09:25 pm | #19 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;smack; | | | | | Nov 29th, 2009, 02:56 pm | #20 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala ^ ok then.. let me make it clear in shair shayari..!! Based on song.. aankhain khuli ya ho band (Mohabbatein)... ahem.. Ek Sara thi deewani si... kajal surma jama kartee thi chappal utha keh, danda dikha keh, dukandaroun ko loota kartee thee chori chori chupke chupke... beauty parlor jaya karti thee aawaz badal keh, burkha pehn keh waha bhi dakay dalti thee jab bhi milti thi police rastay may unsay poocha kartee thee yeh kajal kaisay lagta hai... or police walay haath jorr keh kehtay thay... khopri khuli ho yaa ho band soowee kajal may dubotay hain.. bottle may ghuma ghuma keh phir aankhon may pirotay hian.. tuuru ruru rururu tu ruru ru ru |  CW !!!!!!!!!!!!  I better change the profile pic | | | | | Dec 1st, 2009, 02:13 pm | #21 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji ;smack; | ab kia huwa.. BB G..!? Quote: Originally Posted by sara CW !!!!!!!!!!!! I better change the profile pic | Why ?? may nay aisa kia kia... dekha .. sach karwa hota hai.. us ko hamesha dabaya jaata hai..! ab to may gala phaar keh yeh gana gaounga..!! khopri khuli ho yaa ho band
soowee kajal may dubotay hain..
bottle may ghuma ghuma keh phir
aankhon may pirotay hian..
tuuru ruru rururu tu ruru ru ru  | | | | | Dec 1st, 2009, 09:41 pm | #22 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | | | | | | Dec 2nd, 2009, 02:41 pm | #23 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | ^ back ground music provide kar rahee hai sigh kar keh..? do char dhol keh taal bhi enter kar do.. like dhum.. dhum dhuuuum dhoim..! | | | | | Dec 2nd, 2009, 06:39 pm | #24 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ CW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!  | | | | | Dec 7th, 2009, 07:36 pm | #25 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | bhai soormay kajal ka song hai.. thora dhol dhamaka to hona chahiye naa..  ab khali sound effects say to kaam nahee chalay ga naa.. lets go bhangra style ya rock?  | | | | | Dec 8th, 2009, 08:39 am | #26 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | ^ Okay, I've changed the profile pic now Now no more surma/kajal | | | | | Dec 8th, 2009, 04:09 pm | #27 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | aray naheeee..  awwwwww.. may to you ko tease raha thaa..  bring that back.. takeh me tease you more.. this is cute.. but that had something.. everytime i looked at thoese kajal bhari eyes, it reminded me or my lovely cute little niece.. I misshhh her.. hamaray unkil meri niece (Urooj) ko kajal ki truck kehtay hain | | | | | Dec 8th, 2009, 05:27 pm | #28 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 03:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala aray naheeee.. awwwwww.. may to you ko tease raha thaa.. bring that back.. takeh me tease you more.. this is cute.. but that had something.. everytime i looked at thoese kajal bhari eyes, it reminded me or my lovely cute little niece.. I misshhh her.. | Awww... ..i thought too much kajal/surma was irritating Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala hamaray unkil meri niece (Urooj) ko kajal ki truck kehtay hain | lol | | | | | Dec 8th, 2009, 08:52 pm | #29 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 08:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | ^^ lol.. yesh.. kyun keh meri sis usko soorma lagati hai.. and she looks really really really cute.. I will send a pic to u She has MashaAllah big almond eyes..! Allah usko and sab bachoun ko hasta khalta khush and sehatmand rakhay.. ameen. so how about.. kajra re kajra re tere kaaray kaaray nainaa  | | | | | Dec 8th, 2009, 10:53 pm | #30 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 02:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | summa ameen | | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode |  Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
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