Amabel & DB !!!

Blonde Baji · Jun 20th, 2009, 01:11 am

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Amabel, wanting to earn some money(due to the economy these days), decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner(DB) if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
Amabel said, "How about 50 dollars?"
DB agreed and told her that the paint and ladders she would need were in the garage.
DB's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
DB replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, Amabel came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," Amabel answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," Amabel added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

PS:& there goes the car DB had borrowed from CW ;bummer;

dhobi_bhai · Jun 20th, 2009, 02:49 am

A blonde joke turned bad to throw dirt at two good citizens of PakFuse.

Holy smokes, Amabel must have traded her services with that coat hanger. That......*paying compliments under the breath*

Amabel · Jun 20th, 2009, 06:03 am

Only $50 for 2 coats of paint...

dhobi_bhai · Jun 20th, 2009, 03:45 pm

Recession aagaya magar Amabel ka inflation nahin gaya.

Amabel · Jun 20th, 2009, 06:23 pm

hum dheet hain

sara · Apr 23rd, 2010, 08:03 pm

A blonde decides to give back to society. She finally decides to paint an old man's home for free. "So, what do I paint?" she asks the old man.

"The porch," he laughs like there's an inside joke. "Ok!" she says excitedly. The old man walks in his house and his wife looks upset at him.

"Did you tell her the porch goes all around the house?" she asks. The man shook his head.

"Hey!" the blonde calls, in half hour, "I'm done, and I even had paint left over so I put a second coat." she explains.

The happy man waves as the blonde leaves. "And by the way," the blonde says, "That's not a porsche, that's a ferrari."