| . | Jun 18th, 2009, 01:17 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Chor eik ghar mein chori karne gaya. Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki zaroorat nahin hai.452 number press karke saamne wala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jaegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi. Jaate jaate chor ghar key owner se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat sey vishwas uth gaya hai !! | | | Jun 18th, 2009, 05:58 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Impressed with such Urdu. | | | Jun 18th, 2009, 06:11 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 |  Thanks ! | | | Jun 18th, 2009, 06:15 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara  Thanks !  | So what's the number of your tijori? | | | Jun 18th, 2009, 06:18 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | I don't have any tijori ! | | | Jun 19th, 2009, 12:27 am | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | vishwas is an urdu word? ;confused; I thought it was hindi ;hmm; | | | Jun 19th, 2009, 01:40 am | #7 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara I don't have any tijori !  | Mobile number will do. | | | Jun 19th, 2009, 08:29 am | #8 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji vishwas is an urdu word? ;confused; I thought it was hindi ;hmm; | you're right. it is Hindi Ignore both of them. un ko doosray maslay paRay howay hain.... tijori ka number idhar udhar ho gaya hai | | oyiii .....Adding YOGURT in my CAKE..... The Official Peon of PakFuse - Lafanter is my Assistant | Jun 19th, 2009, 12:23 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;whispering; tijori ka number mere paas hai !!! | | | Jun 19th, 2009, 12:56 pm | #10 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel Ignore both of them. un ko doosray maslay paRay howay hain.... tijori ka number idhar udhar ho gaya hai  | Oye. Tijori nahin hai isi liyey to *Read post #7* Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji ;whispering; tijori ka number mere paas hai !!! | Aapki tijori pe aaj kul kis ka haath hai? | | | Jun 19th, 2009, 01:00 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;smack; meyra he hooga na !!! | | | Jun 19th, 2009, 01:04 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji ;smack; meyra he hooga na !!! | I was more interested in " Woh's" which you have plenty by yourself. | | | Jun 19th, 2009, 01:22 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;smack;ab itni bhi beywaqoof nahi ki "woh's" key haath tijori tak jaaney doon !!! warna ab tak toh tijori khaali hoti !!! hum doosron ki tijoriyan khaali kerwaatey hain ;winkey; | | | Jun 19th, 2009, 01:26 pm | #14 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji ;smack;ab itni bhi beywaqoof nahi ki "woh's" key haath tijori tak jaaney doon !!! warna ab tak toh tijori khaali hoti !!! hum doosron ki tijoriyan khaali kerwaatey hain ;winkey; | "Woh's" blonde tijori ko haath bhi nahin lagaayengey. So what have you collected so far? Tell. | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes | Linear Mode | Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts HTML code is Off | | | All times are GMT. The time now is 10:47 am. | |