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Old Jun 18th, 2009, 01:06 pm   #1 (permalink)
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Old Jun 18th, 2009, 02:18 pm   #2 (permalink)
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oh my god... Ambulance bulao.... jaldi.. bohot bara nuqsaan honay wala hai..... tire phat gyaa hai.. uski marham patti karani hai aur hawa bharwani hai warna inalillah.. ho jaye gaa..
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Old Jun 18th, 2009, 02:33 pm   #3 (permalink)
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^ Toh phir uss banday ka kya jo car key neeche aaya tha ?
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Old Jun 18th, 2009, 06:02 pm   #4 (permalink)
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oh my god... Ambulance bulao.... jaldi.. bohot bara nuqsaan honay wala hai..... tire phat gyaa hai.. uski marham patti karani hai aur hawa bharwani hai warna inalillah.. ho jaye gaa..
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Old Jun 18th, 2009, 06:10 pm   #5 (permalink)
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oh my god... Ambulance bulao.... jaldi.. bohot bara nuqsaan honay wala hai..... tire phat gyaa hai.. uski marham patti karani hai aur hawa bharwani hai warna inalillah.. ho jaye gaa..


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Old Jun 18th, 2009, 06:19 pm   #6 (permalink)
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Old Jun 18th, 2009, 06:42 pm   #7 (permalink)
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ooh acha.. meri chaiwali aik queen hogee.. jaldi jaldi bismillah karo .. I am ready to qabooliyat ..
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Old Jun 18th, 2009, 08:06 pm   #8 (permalink)
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Amabel, now get ready to start searching for CW as well !
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Old Jun 18th, 2009, 08:23 pm   #9 (permalink)
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^ but I don't know any sardarni
koi aur chalay gi?
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Old Jun 18th, 2009, 08:32 pm   #10 (permalink)
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^ I think koi aur bhi chalegi..perhaps CW will help her become a Sardarni
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Old Jun 18th, 2009, 08:43 pm   #11 (permalink)
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he'll make her more like a chaiwali
he'll give her a cycle and ask her to sell chai door to door in plastic bottles
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Old Jun 18th, 2009, 08:47 pm   #12 (permalink)
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^ You think she would obey him so easily ?
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Old Jun 18th, 2009, 08:55 pm   #13 (permalink)
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Old Jun 18th, 2009, 09:00 pm   #14 (permalink)
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welcome what??
don't konfusled us
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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 12:14 am   #15 (permalink)
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Amabel pehley meri baari !!!
warna me :double naraz;
one from my side & one from my "un's" side !!!
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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 06:56 pm   #16 (permalink)
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Amabel.. BB keh lye larka aur mere liye larki.. okaay..
ulta na kar dayna..!! warna
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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 07:05 pm   #17 (permalink)
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BB, jee app kay nakhray aasmaan per hain aur dimagh pata nai kahan

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Amabel.. BB keh lye larka aur mere liye larki.. okaay..
ulta na kar dayna..!! warna
ulta na kar daina


mai tum logooN ko mohallay ki amma maasi lagti hooN?
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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 07:12 pm   #18 (permalink)
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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 07:33 pm   #19 (permalink)
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^ tu phir mairay liye 2-4 silk kay joRay aur sonay k kaRay khareedo.... phir mein apna kaam dikhaaoN gi
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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 08:21 pm   #20 (permalink)
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setup to ho janay do.. : blush: phir jitnay marzi joray maang lena..
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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 08:21 pm   #21 (permalink)
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^ tu phir mairay liye 2-4 silk kay joRay aur sonay k kaRay khareedo.... phir mein apna kaam dikhaaoN gi
Amabel, first you search a larka for BB, and a larki for CW, then iam sure they would be gifting you 2-4 silk suits, hai na BB & CW ?
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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 08:28 pm   #22 (permalink)
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doodh may nehla daingay... parh pehlay dhang ki chai bananay wali dikhayain to sahee..
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AM aik meyri pasand kal arka ley ke toh aain !!!
phir daikhain mai aapko kya kya deyti hoon ;blush;
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