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Old Jun 15th, 2009, 05:35 pm   #1 (permalink)
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Once in a kindergarten, a teacher asked all students to write an essay on the topic "A Poor Family". One student gets the lowest marks for writing that essay. The student happens to be the richest girl in the entire class and her essay goes on as.......

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Ek baar ek bahut hee gareeb family thi, husband aur wife dono gareeb they, do bachey they, woh bhi bahut gareeb they!!

Ghar ke saare naukar bhi gareeb they, ghar ka maali, driver, aur guard bhi bahut gareeb they. Ghar ke 4 kuttey bhi gareeb they, 2 din sey chicken nahi khaaya tha.

3 mercedeez car thi, unki bahut time se servicing nahi hui thi, ghar ka A.C bhi theek nahi chalta tha, aur uppar se ghar mein 1 saal se paint nahi hua tha!!

Family ko holiday ke liye foregin country gaye bhi 6 mahiney ho gaye they, Ghar ke 5 mein sey 2 TV to chaltey hee nahi they!!!
All in all, bahut hi gareeb family thi!!

May aaj say inhi ghareeb family keh saath rahounga.. ghareeb ghareeb ka khayal rakhtay hain naa
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Old Jun 16th, 2009, 07:48 am   #2 (permalink)
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Writing essays in Kindergarten? Really ?
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Old Jun 16th, 2009, 08:41 am   #3 (permalink)
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Old Jun 16th, 2009, 02:00 pm   #5 (permalink)
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Old Jun 17th, 2009, 04:38 am   #7 (permalink)
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I remember writing these essays. What was it......oh yes just a couple of years ago.
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Old Jun 17th, 2009, 03:13 pm   #8 (permalink)
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bachay kitnay masoom hotay hain naa.. bilkul meri tarha hehe


mere inhi jaisa ghareeb banna hai.. ameeroun ki taangain torounga..!! :hathora uthaying:
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Old Jun 17th, 2009, 03:26 pm   #9 (permalink)
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I remember writing these essays. What was it......oh yes just a couple of years ago.
in Kindergarten ?
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^ Oh, you wrote such essays in nursery ?
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Old Jun 18th, 2009, 02:21 pm   #12 (permalink)
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hain.. nursery may essays..? aray yaar may to PHD lay kah paida huwa tha..
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hain.. nursery may essays..? aray yaar may to PHD lay kah paida huwa tha..
Something similar the joke only said !
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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 12:22 am   #14 (permalink)
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humaari nursery classes bohot advanced level ke hain !!! ;honh;
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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 01:36 am   #15 (permalink)
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humaari nursery classes bohot advanced level ke hain !!! ;honh;
aisey thori hum Blonde's itney smart hain !!! ;blush hoing;
How did you ever pass nursery, that's what I want to know.
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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 02:35 pm   #16 (permalink)
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Something similar the joke only said !
haan par woh to ai bachi hai... kuch bhi keh sakti hai..

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humaari nursery classes bohot advanced level ke hain !!! ;honh;
aisey thori hum Blonde's itney smart hain !!! ;blush hoing;
aaaillaaa.. tabhi may kahoun.. ABC ka qaaida abhi tak you kyun parhti ho..!

DB yeh pass nahee huwee thee... yeh bhaagi theen waha say
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How did you ever pass nursery, that's what I want to know.
Who said BB has passed nursery classes? She is still in nursery, see she has used present tense

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I think BB went to the plant nursery
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Old Jun 19th, 2009, 10:13 pm   #19 (permalink)
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Who said BB has passed nursery classes? She is still in nursery, see she has used present tense
Oh my, what a catch.
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DB yeh pass nahee huwee thee... yeh bhaagi theen waha say
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I think BB went to the plant nursery
Or blonde. Pick one.
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