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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 09:06 pm   #1 (permalink)
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A news reporter gets news that 101 Sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one Sardar left alive.

The correspondent goes to him and asks, Sardarji how did it happen?

Sardar: oh ji pucho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express platform No. 2 par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi platform par aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gayay. Aur tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.

reporter: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin kooday.

Sardar: oe nahin ji main to suicide karne ki lye patri par hi leta tha. Jaise hi announcement hui main tu platform par chhar gaya
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Old Jun 13th, 2009, 09:46 pm   #2 (permalink)
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sardars sardars he rahaingey !!!
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Old Jun 17th, 2009, 04:49 am   #6 (permalink)
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Old Jun 17th, 2009, 02:27 pm   #7 (permalink)
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bechara suicide bhi nahee kar saka..

chalo aqal to thi na
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