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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 06:39 pm   #1 (permalink)
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Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump."


The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money...
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 06:47 pm   #2 (permalink)
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I heard the similar joke about Sardaar watching a movie about a train every day just so one day, train will stop rather than passing by at that place
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 07:32 pm   #3 (permalink)
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i bet my aadha biscoot that blonde is... ... ... ...
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 08:34 pm   #4 (permalink)
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AQ, tarsa tarsa k joke suna rahay ho
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Chaiwalay, why do you think I left the blanks in the title....
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 03:42 am   #5 (permalink)
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^^ oh now i noticed the "..." hehehe
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 03:43 am   #6 (permalink)
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Amabel, looks like you found a good match for PF's blonde. Looks like one of the cyclists from here.
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^ Everything is ready - all we need is a "yes"
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Old Jun 11th, 2009, 02:25 pm   #8 (permalink)
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Everything is ready - all we need is a "yes"
Jiss banday ki jaan jaani hai us sey ab "yes" kehalwaana hai?
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Old Jun 12th, 2009, 09:35 pm   #9 (permalink)
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Jiss banday ki jaan jaani hai us sey ab "yes" kehalwaana hai?
yea we've already sent him our question, "bhai saab aap khudkushi k liye tayyar hain?"

*runs away before she reads it*
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;snoota; mai kisi haarey huey insaan ke helmet nai loongi !!!

me ko smart & intelligent chahiye just like me ;blush hoing;
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;snoota; mai kisi haarey huey insaan ke helmet nai loongi !!!

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