| . |   Jun 9th, 2009, 02:01 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | There was a Sardarji who,in order to raise some money,decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put Rs.2,00,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the mango tree on the north side of the city playground". Signed: "A Sardarji". Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was kept beneath the mango tree.The boy was sitting next to the bag. Sardarji opened up the bag and found the Rs.2,00,000 in cash with a note saying: "How can a sardarji do this to a fellow Sardarji? Take the money, and please leave my son."  |  |  | | Jun 9th, 2009, 03:00 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Wealthy.  | | | | | Jun 9th, 2009, 03:56 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | LOL @ jokhee.. I want to stick a note on my shirt and go to this sardar and say i have been kidnapped by you.. gimme 10 Million and I will go safe and sound..!  hehehe | | |
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100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay! | | Jun 10th, 2009, 03:27 am | #4 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala  I want to stick a note on my shirt and go to this sardar and say i have been kidnapped by you.. gimme 10 Million and I will go safe and sound..! hehehe | I can write the note for you. Ask for an extra 10 million for me. | | | | | Jun 10th, 2009, 03:46 am | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | :taali: phir to mil keh pakoray aur chai bechaingay....!! dhobi ghaatt peh  | | | | | Jun 10th, 2009, 03:51 am | #6 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala :taali: phir to mil keh pakoray aur chai bechaingay....!! dhobi ghaatt peh | Bring your car with you. We will take our business on the road.  | | | | | Jun 10th, 2009, 09:16 am | #7 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala :taali: phir to mil keh pakoray aur chai bechaingay....!! dhobi ghaatt peh | ameer ho gaye lakin aadatein na gayi  business phir bhi wohi rakhna - tarraqi na karna | | |
oyiii .....Adding YOGURT in my CAKE..... The Official Peon of PakFuse - Lafanter is my Assistant | | Jun 10th, 2009, 07:02 pm | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai Bring your car with you. We will take our business on the road. | yaar is car may pakoray bechaingay..?  is may pakoray khanay wali hongee..!  Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel ameer ho gaye lakin aadatein na gayi business phir bhi wohi rakhna - tarraqi na karna | business jo bhi ho, agar acha chal raha hai to no problemo.. wisay may chai bechaounga to yeh gari kon chalayay gaa.. to issi liye maynay bohot say log hire kiyay hain..  | | | | | Jun 10th, 2009, 10:25 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | ^ jin ko hire kiya hai, wohi gaRi ley kar bhaag jaaein gey phir chaiwala ho ga aur us ka khokha with 3 tooti kursiyaan, 4 plate (tootay konay waali), 3 cup (1 ka painda nai hai) aur adha booskit  | | | | | Jun 15th, 2009, 12:30 am | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | add another 10 million & I'l write the note for both of you !!!
lol @ amabel !!! | | | | | Jun 15th, 2009, 05:31 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by Amabel ^ jin ko hire kiya hai, wohi gaRi ley kar bhaag jaaein gey phir chaiwala ho ga aur us ka khokha with 3 tooti kursiyaan, 4 plate (tootay konay waali), 3 cup (1 ka painda nai hai) aur adha booskit | Gari may GPS laga huwa hai.. aur may kahi saybhi isko remote contraol keh zariye control kar sakta houn.. jaha bhi jayaingay, wapis bhi ayaingay.. par gari say bahar nikal nahee payaingay.. yeh saray bartan aap nay hi diyay thay na mujhay jab m ay nay chaiwala kaam shuru kia tha..!! mere paas abhi bhi rakhay hain.. frame kara keh Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji add another 10 million & I'l write the note for both of you !!!
lol @ amabel !!! | awaieen.. sab log aarahay hain apna apna 10 million lene..!!  sirf mera 10 mil hai.. aur kissi ka nahee..  | | | | | Jun 16th, 2009, 08:45 am | #12 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala Gari may GPS laga huwa hai.. aur may kahi saybhi isko remote contraol keh zariye control kar sakta houn.. jaha bhi jayaingay, wapis bhi ayaingay.. par gari say bahar nikal nahee payaingay.. yeh saray bartan aap nay hi diyay thay na mujhay jab m ay nay chaiwala kaam shuru kia tha..!! mere paas abhi bhi rakhay hain.. frame kara keh | filmo wali gaRi ki baat nai ho rai. Itni filmein na daikha karo  aur jis bachay sey cheen kar toy remote control liya hai, us ko wapas karo  mai ney 10 saal pehlay bartan diye thay ab un ko maaf karein aur retire karein  | | | | | Jun 16th, 2009, 02:41 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | ^^ Amabel remote control to tumhara hai.. ahca yeh lo.. rona band karo..  Film may to aanay say rahay.. to dekh kar hi guzara kar lete hain | | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode |  Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
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