| . |   Jun 8th, 2009, 09:28 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: About halfway there, it was approached by a pirate, skull and crossbones waving in the breeze! "Captain, captain, what do we do?" asked the first mate.
"First mate," said the captain, "go to my cabin, open my sea chest, and bring me my red shirt."
The first mate did so. Wearing his bright red shirt, the captain inspired his crew to fight. So inspiring was he, in fact, that the pirate ship was repelled without casualties.
A few days later, the ship was again approached, this time by two pirate ships. "Captain, captain, what should we do?"
"First mate, bring me my red shirt!" The crew, emboldened by their fearless captain, fought heroically, and managed to defeat both boarding parties, though they took many casualties. That night, the survivors had a great celebration.
The first mate asked the captain the secret of his bright red shirt. "It's simple, first mate. If I am wounded, the blood does not show, and the crew continues to fight without fear."
A week passed, and they were nearing their home port, when suddenly the lookout cried that ten ships of the enemy's armada were approaching!
"Captain, captain, we're in terrible trouble, what do we do?" The first mate looked expectantly at the miracle worker. Pale with fear, the captain commanded, "First mate....bring me my brown pants!" |  |  |
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oyiii .....Adding YOGURT in my CAKE..... The Official Peon of PakFuse - Lafanter is my Assistant | | Jun 9th, 2009, 05:10 am | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | heyn !!! | | | | | Jun 9th, 2009, 08:04 am | #4 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | | | | | | Jun 9th, 2009, 12:46 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Is it any surprise all blondes have the same reaction?  / heyn !!! /  (PS:  ) | | | | | Jun 9th, 2009, 01:46 pm | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | We have only one blonde here  | | | | | Jun 9th, 2009, 04:05 pm | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | ^^ and one blondeness..!  | | | | | Jun 10th, 2009, 05:04 am | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ab koe joke bhi samjha dey !!! | | | | | Jun 10th, 2009, 09:12 am | #9 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 | Quote: Originally Posted by dhobi_bhai  Is it any surprise all blondes have the same reaction? / heyn !!! / | oye  why mentioning -> here  | | | | | Jun 10th, 2009, 06:26 pm | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji ab koe joke bhi samjha dey !!! | lo.. u ko samajh nahee aayaa...!! well take it this way.. when captain was brave, he wore red shirt.. now captain is scared so what usually happens when anyone is scared.. pait may garbar..!  | | | | | Jun 11th, 2009, 06:45 am | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;smack;
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