| . |   Jun 4th, 2009, 02:46 pm | #1 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Santa opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office. **************** Once a school teacher told kids to write an essay on cricket match. Everybody was busy writing except Banta, he wrote "Match cancelled due to rain". **************** A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa does not turn up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I am coming daily from 4 days, I press the bell, but no one comes out. **************** Banta is repeatedly buying movie tickets. On being asked, santa replied: A man standing at the entry, tears my ticket everytime. ****************  |  |
Last edited by sara; Jun 4th, 2009 at 04:05 pm.  | | Jun 4th, 2009, 02:48 pm | #2 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara  ****************
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa does not turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I am coming daily from 4 days, I press the bell, but no one comes out. |  | | | | | Jun 4th, 2009, 04:02 pm | #3 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | lolzzz... nice..  | | |
It's hard to find a friend who's......
100% Funky, 100% Generous, 100% Loving,100% Talented, & 100% Sweet so...... don't lose me, okay! | | Jun 4th, 2009, 06:46 pm | #4 (permalink) | | Aaeen-e-Nau say darnaa, tarz-e-Koh'n paY aRnaa
Manzil yehi KaThi'n hai, qoumoN kee zindagi maiN Join Date: Dec 31st, 1969 - 11:00 pm Posts: 1,572 | | | |
ShaheeN Kaa JahaaN aur! :-)
PakFuse was NOT created in a single day. | | Jun 4th, 2009, 06:51 pm | #5 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 17th, 2009 - 12:28 pm Location: hum to be-ghar hain Posts: 955 | | | | | | Jun 5th, 2009, 02:44 am | #6 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | so who is santa & who is banta ?!!! | | | | | Jun 5th, 2009, 09:49 am | #7 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | let DB and CW decide themselves !  | | | | | Jun 5th, 2009, 11:55 am | #8 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | we decide !!! ;honh; | | | | | Jun 5th, 2009, 01:00 pm | #9 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | | | | | | Jun 5th, 2009, 01:06 pm | #10 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | itna kya soochna ?!!! | | | | | Jun 5th, 2009, 01:20 pm | #11 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | That who should be Santa,and who should be Banta !  | | | | | Jun 5th, 2009, 01:23 pm | #12 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | well !!!
jaisa ki mainey kaafi dafa pehley bhi kaha tha ki Banta has a B & so does DB so let DB be banta & Santa has a c sound & so does CW so let him be Santa ;grin; | | | | | Jun 5th, 2009, 01:24 pm | #13 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Great !  | | | | | Jun 5th, 2009, 01:55 pm | #14 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 27th, 2009 - 07:37 pm Posts: 2,263 | i am wondering why the 2 blondes are thinking so much..! these girl can actually think.. hehehehe | | | | | Jun 5th, 2009, 09:17 pm | #15 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | ;blush; | | | | | Jun 5th, 2009, 09:31 pm | #16 (permalink) | | Winner of Fuse Quiz Channel
May, 2009 Join Date: Feb 14th, 2009 - 02:37 am Posts: 3,078 |  "match cancelled due to rain"..... I'd say - smart santa/banta  | | |
oyiii .....Adding YOGURT in my CAKE..... The Official Peon of PakFuse - Lafanter is my Assistant | | Jun 5th, 2009, 09:59 pm | #17 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala i am wondering why the 2 blondes are thinking so much..! | Leader is giving the follower wrong directions. | | | | | Jun 6th, 2009, 07:25 am | #18 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Mar 11th, 2009 - 02:28 pm Posts: 3,444 | Quote: Originally Posted by ChaiWala i am wondering why the 2 blondes are thinking so much..! these girl can actually think.. hehehehe | Hello ! Iam not a blonde !  | | | | | Jun 6th, 2009, 05:35 pm | #19 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Leader is giving the follower wrong directions. | The boss is always right !!! *referring to the other thread * | | | | | Jun 6th, 2009, 05:53 pm | #20 (permalink) | | Junior Member Join Date: Sep 7th, 1977 - 05:00 am Posts: 1,792 | Quote: Originally Posted by sara Hello ! Iam not a blonde ! | Blood pressure, blood pressure. Itni ghussa nahin. Arrrre bhai, aaram sey. Quote: Originally Posted by Blonde Baji The boss is always right !!!
*referring to the other thread * | Ab link to nahin milay gaa aapko "us" thread ka, kyonkay laziness mein to aap blondes maahir hain. | | | | | Jun 6th, 2009, 06:17 pm | #21 (permalink) | | Senior Member Join Date: Feb 18th, 2009 - 01:33 pm Posts: 8,559 | Quote: | Ab link to nahin milay gaa aapko "us" thread ka, kyonkay laziness mein to aap blondes maahir hain. | ;smack; not lazyness !!! hum lazy nahi buss time zaaya nahi kerna chaahtey na ;grin; | | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode |  Posting Rules | You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
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